We had fitness testing this week. This seemed most appropriate.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who

"Faster! Harder! I didn't say you could stop!" the Master bellows as he strides through his version of heaven. Sweating, tormented bodies that were completely at his mercy. He could torment them forever. And ever. And ever. They couldn't escape. This was perfect.

"Doctor, this seems like a bad idea," Martha says as she watches from the side as the Master blew into a whistle and motioned for the kids to run laps.

"Why? He gets to be a sadistic bastard, these kids get a free teacher and everyone wins!" the Doctor grins, rocking back and forth on his heels.

And this is how the Master found a job crueler, more pain-inflicting and just generally better than being the Master. Being a Physical Education teacher. Life was, indeed good.

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