gamzee x the giant faygo

it was huge, at least 7 feet tall. what was this large object?

only the biggest bottle of faygo to ever be seen by troll eyes.

gamzee stood there in amazment. "a gift from the masiahs themselves," he thought "the biggest miracle of them all." karkat walked in to check on gamzee, but as soon as he saw the faygo, he face palmed and left. gamzee then proceded tothrow himself at the soda. literally.

"i love you," he whispered into its cherry red label. "i love you so much..."

timeskip~

after cuddling the fizzy beverage for an hour, gamzee went on a faygo binge, killing his one true love: the giant faygo.

the end.