Hey, this is my first Hetalia fan fiction, so please tell me how it is! Please? Thanks~ ImYongS00~
As usual, America, England, France, China, Russia and invisible Canada are having their allies meeting about beating Germany, Japan and Italy. And as usual, America is rambling on about him being "the hero". And England and France is just arguing with him. That is when America starts eating a hamburger.
"How can you eat at a time like this?" England asked madly.
"Well, eating is not a bad thing, it keeps up your strength for the lady's at night," France said smiling and twirling his rose.
"Nobody wants to here from a gay French person," England said madly.
"Who is the gay one here? I have done it with many women, all very nice too," France said smiling.
"Russia, can you please get off of me?" Canada asked.
"Did someone here a voice?" Russia asked.
"Someone talked?" America asked stuffing his face with hamburgers.
"It is I, Canada-san," Canada said softly.
"Hey France, did you say something?" America asked.
"No, what about you China?" France asked.
"No I did not," China replied.
It turned silent and you could hear footsteps walking down the hall, France peeks out and sees Italy running away from Germany. So France pulls Italy in and distracts him with a ball of yarn like a cat.
"France, what are we going to do with this child-like man?" England asked.
"We can use him to get to my younger brother Japan, or Germany, the grumpy one," China replied.
"That is good, so glad I thought of it," France said happily.
"But it was China who thought that," Canada said quietly.
"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked Canada
"I am Canada," Canada replied sadly.
"Okay," his bear replied.
"GERMANY!" Italy cried.
Italy was crying and then Prussia bursts into the room, and he was very much out of breath.
"Italy! Daijobu?" Prussia asked.
"What are you doing here Prussia? Come to play with me again?" France asked wrapping his right arm around Prussia.
"No, I was talking to Germany about war plans, and then I went out to use the bathroom. Then as I was walking back, I heard Italy scream and as a awesome person, I came to save him," Prussia replied quickly and boldly.
"I am the hero here!" America yelled madly.
"Then who is the uke in your relationship?" Canada asked out of breath.
Prussia pushed off France and ran over to Canada. He saw Kumajiro and pushed Russia and hugged Canada tightly. He turned to Canada and kissed him on the cheek.
"Hey, Canada is here," China said shocked.
"You know, this isn't time to flirt," England said shocked.
"Aw come on England, you like it too," America said happily.
"Would everyone shut up!" Canada yelled.
"Canada?" Prussia asked shocked.
"Love is amazing Canada, it is just waiting for you to dive into that wonderful body," France said smiling.
"I am surrounded by gays," Russia said smiling.
"We did it Russia," Prussia said hugging him.
"That was a one time deal," Russia replied smiling.
"What about you China?" America asked.
"I bet it is with Japan," England said smiling.
"Eh? Japan? But he is my younger brother," China exclaimed blushing.
"Right, bye Canada," Prussia said smiling.
Prussia kissed him on the lips, grabbed Italy and ran out. Canada was bushing and everyone was laughing, they actually recognized him.
