BTW before anyone reads sadly, Harry Potter does not belong to me it belongs to the lovely J.k Rowling p.s. I am seeing harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 tomorrow!
'EEEEEEEKKKKKK' screamed a furious Hermione. A large whoosh of wind from Ron's wand caused Hermione's cloak and skirt to fly up in a Marilyn Monroe kind of way revealing her skimpy undies with a bunny on the butt.
'RONALD WEASLEY' once again screamed Hermione. However Ron and the Gryffindor boys were almost in tears of laughter. Hermione was pink in the face.
'uh oh' Harry thought 'this can't be good'
Ron's POV
My feelings were really hard to determine. I was laughing because I saw Hermione's underpants. But I was also really happy and some what turned on. I know she's my best friend but her undies really gave me a nice view of her arse.
'RUN FOR IT' Ron instructed the other Gryffindor boys and they didn't need to be told twice every boy in the Gryffindor common room ran for it. Ron however was to slow. Hermione had grabbed him be the collar threw him on the ground and sat on him. Ron didn't know whether to fight or to stay that way because he got a nice view of her arse.
Then Hermione started to punch him as hard as she could.'OW HERMIONE GEROFF OUCH HER – MY - OH – KNEE'. After about five minutes of punching the Gryffindor boys came back and had to pull Hermione away from Ron.
'Jeez Hermione I can't feel my arm anymore' whined a very soar Ron.
'Good' Then Hermione strode back into the girls dorm with as much dignity as she could muster but first she threw a huge book at Ron's head which caused many people to laugh and Ron fell on the ground with a THUD.
'who knew a midget like her could punch so hard' Ron kept whining.
'Oh please Ron you had a great day you saw Hermione's knickers AND she sat on you what more could you want' Harry taunted.
'why did you do it anyway?' Harry continued
' I dunno Seamus dared me I s'pose' , 'never have I ever seen Hermione get violent like that it was actually really scary' Ron answered.
'she was really angry Ron go apologize'
'and what have her hex my ass? Besides what am I gonna say sorry I made you cloak lift up so everyone could see your knickers BTW I was kind of turned on when I saw your skimpy panties, Yeah that'll work' Ron said sarcastically
'I knew you liked her!' Harry shouted
'Yeah and If you tell I'll hex your little scarred arse to Bulgaria'
Ron wiped the blood off his face from Hermione Bitch slapping him. He called Hermione down stairs but then a very angry Ginny came instead.
'I violated Hermione' Ron said lamely
'Yup your will be named Ultimate Perv and shall be shunned for life' Ginny joked irritably
'You deserve more than a bitch slap, go apologize or I'll give you more than a bitch slap' Ginny ordered
Ron descended upstairs to the girls room with his head held in shame. He walked into the door where a bored Hermione was searching for something.
'Ummmm whatcha lookin for?'
'A better friend that doesn't lift up my robes in front of other people'
'I'm sorry Hermione'
'You shouldn't be' she calmly stated
'Why?'
'Because I just put a picture or you in the bath tub when you were three' She said giggling 'Ginny had it case of a black mail emergency'
Ron bolted downstairs and went directly to the Gryffindor notice board where he indeed saw the embarrassing photo that was stuck with a permanent sticking charm.
'Damn bookworm' he muttered to himself.
