May 25, 2011- Chat Room #21345- Quantico, Virginia- started at 2:54:56 pm ET

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Spencer Reid-SR

Emily Prentiss-EP

Derek Morgan-DM

Penelope Garcia-PG

SR: that's why dogs react violently sometimes during a meeting with a stranger- ooh, even a possible UnSub
JJ: ... (snoring)
SR: JJ, that's mean!
DM: Kid, I just logged in and you were boring me to death.

Spencer Reid has signed off

EP: Wuss.
DM: he'll get over it...wait, what's with you? Wrong side of the bed?
EP: Don't make me shoot you, Derek. I got no sleep with my crazy neighbor downstairs. All bloody night….
PG: ooooh, is he the gorgeous one?
EP: gorgeous as ever! =]
PG: I just remembered why I was on here-guys, you need to be careful with IM. Hotch knows that we do this during work hours and he's pissed.
DM: Baby girl, this is just a way for us to let off some steam. What is he going to do-spy on us?

Guest has logged in

Guest: This is your boss. Get off of IM. Now.
EP: Oh, crap!

Emily Prentiss has signed off

JJ: heyyyyy...Hotch
DM: Penelope! Did you rat us out?
PG: I had no choice! He walked in on me iMing yesterday! I tried to warn you guys!
Guest: Conference room. All of you. Now.

Session started at 4:34:54pm ET

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Jennifer Jareau

Spencer Reid

Derek Morgan

JJ: I don't think I've ever seen him that pissed.
SR: you guys are still doing this?
DM: of course, kid.
SR: how are you doing this?
JJ: You're a genius. Figure it out.

DM: didn't you think it was a little weird that JJ and I both went to the bathroom at the same time? How are YOU doing this?
SR: unlike the rest of you, I haven't lost computer rights.
DM: Say that to my face when we get back to the conference room.
SR: Hey, I didn't get banished to the conference room and lose computer rights!

DM: Still don't get how he can take our computers away. We aren't in high school

JJ: Reid, we do this as a way of a break from all the dark stuff we see during our jobs. Please don't tell Hotch.

SR: I won't, but Hotch is suspicious of where you two are
DM: Crap, I'm-
DM: Spencer Reid, your ass is mine! :(

Derek Morgan has signed off

JJ: Reid, did you tattle on Morgan to Hotch?
SR: ...yes.
JJ: well, don't-

JJ: Rossi's standing outside my stall door. Spence, you are so dead.

May 26,2011- 2:39:17 am ET-Washington, D.C

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Emily Prentiss

Derek Morgan

Jennifer Jareau

EP: all those in the "let's kill Spencer Reid" club that are present, please say "aye".
DM: aye
JJ: not present
EP: JJ!
JJ: what? It's 2:39 in the morning!

Penelope Garcia has signed on

PG: I found a way of redemption! You're never going to believe what I found on Hotch
EP: It better be earth shattering…destructive…..the best blackmail ever….
DM: baby girl, watcha get?

PG: Hotch is on Facebook
JJ: it's not really redemption if you make up one, Penn.
PG: I didn't make it- I found it official. There is even a picture of him in a Superman costume with Jack from last Halloween!
JJ: that liar! He said he wasn't going to do anything
DM: Superman. I'm never going to let him live that down

Spencer Reid has signed on

David Rossi has signed on

DR: hey
PG: welcome to the 21st century, sir!
DM: curiosity got the best of you, Rossi?
DR: ...yes
DR: Penelope did you hack Aaron's computer?
PG: no sir, I mean within reason, sir... I mean no, sir
DR: which is it?

JJ: I'm tired and I want to go to bed!are we doing revenge on Spence or what?
SR: what?
EP: sorry, dude. You earned it. I say we do revenge on Hotch instead.
JJ: yeah!
DM: I'm in
DR: might as well
DM: I must say, I never knew you had it in you, Rossi
DR: yesterday, Hotch criticized me for creating this account. He said as I quote, "It would be instigating the others to continue iMing each other like twelve year olds during work hours."

PG: He DIDN'T

DR: The man's words, not mine
JJ: alright, so what do we do?
DM: Reid, if you so much as say a word to Hotch...
SR: you won't be able to finish that sentence?

DM: sleep with one eye open, kid.
JJ: Guys, focus!
PG: I have an idea, but its evil...
EP: Evil- ha-ha or evil- you are so fired?
PG: a little bit of both
EP: Excellent

May 26,2011- 12:21:34pm ET-Quantico, Virginia

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Penelope Garcia

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

Derek Morgan

PG: so spa at six on Friday?
EP: Yep
JJ: yep
DM: hey! No girl talk on IM!

Guest has signed in

Guest: which one of you poked me 1,689 times, sent me 278 messages saying," hi" and posted a scribbled photo of me on Facebook?

EP: Hotch?

DM: Hello to you, too, man

Guest: Answer the question

JJ: How and why do you keep coming into our chat room on iM?

Guest: Unless you all want to be buried in paperwork, I advise someone to fess up
JJ: please don't kill us
EP: if you want to blame us, please don't.

DM: I plead the fifth
PG: Casper the friendly ghost did it.
JJ: we aren't on here all the time, Hotch
JJ: except for Emily and Derek
JJ: =]

DM: JJ, you're on my hit list
JJ: love you, too.
DM: So what did you do for Halloween with Jack, Hotch?=]
Guest: What part of no iMing are you three not getting?

DM: Not sure…..

Guest: Do you want to make the conference room punishment three months?

DM: Still pleading the fifth

PG: It was me.

Guest: No more of this. Do you all understand?

PG: Yes, sir

DM: Yes

EP: Yep

JJ: Yes, sir

Guest: Good

May 27,2011- 9:45:32pm ET- Quantico, Virginia
Currently Logged in:

Derek Morgan

Spencer Reid

Jennifer Jareau

Emily Prentiss

Penelope Garcia

DM: Finally, the weekend!
SR: you guys are still iMing?
JJ: I have no idea of what you speak of

SR: Hotch told you guys no iMing

EP: He did and we…..sort of listened.

EP: How can you nag if you're doing the same thing?
PG: Woohooo! Party in the conference room!
JJ: Random, Penelope. Really random

EP: are you ok, Penn?
PG: I'm so bored!- so yeah, let's do it!
SR: you do know that the Hotch is down the hall, right?
PG: Hey, we're all off of work now-let's do it! If our fearless leader would like to join us, he may
DM: I highly doubt Hotch would join us for a- what's the theme?
PG: A fiesta!
EP: oh yeah, Hotch isn't coming.

David Rossi has signed on

DR: A fiesta? I'm in.
PH: Sir, I like this side of you! You've been so rebellious!
DR: I've always been a little rebellious...
JJ: kind of felt like that was filled with sex...
EP: Me too...

DM: was not! What's with you two?
EP: my horny downstairs neighbor
JJ: we need to check him out
JJ: This weekend!
DM: hey, I said no girl talk on iM!
EP: jealous?
DM: Nope...
JJ: Liar...

PG: Party in 15 minutes!
EP: Do you want us to order food?
SR: Are we allowed to have parties in the conference room?
EP: if you are awesome like we are, then yes.

Guest has logged in

Guest: Why haven't any of you left?

DM: Crap!Do you stalk the chat boxes looking for us?

DR: Why haven't you left?

Guest: Paperwork
PG: So are we.

EP: Yes, we are group thinking on a case as we speak. While using iM

Guest: What's the case?

JJ:…

DM: It's about a team of profilers who's had a rough week and wants to order pizza right now?

Guest: Go home, all of you.

Guest has logged out

EP: Bar?

EP: Dinner?

EP: Really don't want to go home to an empty apartment

DM: Bar. Who's in?

SR: We should get some rest

DM: I'll take that as a no

PG: Yeah! We can plan our revenge on the unsuspecting Spencer Reid…..

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JJ: Miss us that much, Penn?

PG: We have a case. An actual one in Waukegan, Illinois. Conference room in 25.

JJ: awww…..

PG: I know. No party….