Inquisitor Cartmenez Cold rings of flame impaled the desolate abominations of crimson sky, bloodthirsty crows circled the scene of battel. There alone stood Cartmenez and his companion Cold Steel. Cartmenez was inquisitor in his holy majestys God Emperor of Mankinds's secret service and his brave companion Cold Steel was the lord of the edge. Their thirsty swords were soaked in blood of the daemons, they looked like butchers covered in gore. "Glory my friend, glory is the essence!" roared Cartmenez, "Lets burn a filthy xeno orphanage!" answered noble Cold Steel. "No time to waste, lets kill some daemons!" growled MANLY Cartmenez. But the universe has shaken! Before them stood daemoness like statue cast in bronze from ancient and half forgotten times. "Step aside creature of face our wrath!" ejaculated Cartmenez silently. "Beware brother she may defile our manhood!" said Cold Steel sweating in his sexy leather uniform. "Oh, I will do more than that motal..." gasped the daemoness. "I think I wet my pants." ejaculated Cold Steel. "No time for that brother!" roared Cartmenez like the wind of destiny. And then suddenly out of nowhere the monster leapt forward to attack them! But Cartmenez was ready blocking her lusty attack with his long wet sword. "Oh I see you are not so pathetic after all." she orgasmed. "Silence you wretched fiend!" rasped Cartmenez. But now the monster had a completely new target in sight. She attacked the noble Cold Steel who just finished creaming his pants. She grabbed him lustily. "Oh no my sexy leather uniform is ruined!" he wept. "Fear not my steel brother!" ejaculated Cartmenez as he leapt into action stabbing the creatures butt. But he knew not that her butt was made of adamantium because she lost her real butt in the war stop asking me why that's why. "HAHAHA your vepons are useless!" screamned the creature. "Oh no, my life is at stake!" panicked the MANLY Cold Steel while ruining his luxurious uniform. Cartmenez was powerless and could only silently watch as creature forced his companion to watch watch chick flicks. Cold Steel was permanently scarred. After finishing her dark work the monster disappeared through the portal. "We will have our revenge brother, mark my words! screamed Cartmenez to the desolate sky. Many adventures still await them. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!
