Stuck in a Wall Part 1: Rita.
Author's Note: This is a story request by crafordbrian17. We've been working together for a while now on how to write this story. Also, you may realize that this first chapter is a parody of the playhouse scene in "Garfield: A Take of Two Kitty's." We also came up with the idea of having a multi chapter one shot series of the Loud family getting stuck in a Wall, and having to be pushed through by someone. I hope you like it.
It was a pretty nice day out in London today. Especially for a few certain people. Carlota of the Casagrande family was offered a chance to show off her new fashion line to a few very important people in the fashion industry. She had to bring three people with her to show off her dresses. And the three she picked were her cousin Ronnie Anne, her other cousin Bobby's girlfriend Lori Loud, and Lori's mother Rita Loud. Of course, Lori and Rita were absolutely exstatic to be able to go to one of the most popular cities outside of the US, in London, England. Ronnie Anne also was excited, but not as super excited as Lori and Rita were.
They had eventually gotten everything settled to make the trip happen. Lori and Rita had put in their vacation times for their workplaces and Maria, Ronnie Anne's mother, had gotten her out of school. So they were all ready for the trip. They were ready to have fun.
After about 12 hours of traveling via plane, they finally made it to London. Of course, Lori was going absolutely gaga over everything. From the stores, to the restaurants, to the coffee shops, to pretty much everything. Carlota and Rita just laughed at Lori's overexcitedness, while Ronnie Anne just rolled her eyes in annoyance.
As soon as they had gotten out of the airport, they made their way to the hotel they were staying at. It was a two room suite. Meaning, they had two rooms that connected to each other. Rita stayed with Lori, while Ronnie Anne stayed with Carlota. They had finally gotten everything settled in.
Then, after a few hours of just relaxing after a long plane ride, Rita and Carlota left the hotel room to discuss what the plan was for them for the fashion show. Ronnie Anne came into Lori's room to hang out once they left. Of course, by hang out, that meant sit there quietly on her phone doing whatever it was an 11 year old girl does, and Lori doing the same, with an occasional call to her beloved Bobby Boo-Boo Bear, which would make Ronnie Anne gag in disgust. Thankfully, she had her headphones on to listen to music. So, she could just drown the baby talk out with her music.
Carlota and Rita had eventually stopped at a Coffee shop to discuss what the plan was for Carlota's fashion line. They both dined on Coffee and Danishes.
"So, you want me to model a dress for you?" Rita asked her while cocking an eyebrow.
Carlota nodded. "It's for a new fashion line I'm doing." She told her.
"Hmm, I don't know Carlota. I've never done anything like this before." Rita said to her.
However, Carlota wasn't listening to Rita when she said that. She was staring at Rita's hips. She had never seen hips that wide before. It was kind of scary.
Rita noticed Carlota staring at her hips, which was now confusing her.
"Why are you looking at my hips, Carlota?" Rita asked.
Carlota still stared for a few minutes before replying, "I've never seen hips like that before. They're so big. How do you get in and out of a door every day?" She asked her.
Rita was surprised at Carlota's comment. She had never had anyone, except her husband Lynn Sr, talk about the dexterity of her hips. Mostly in private, away from her 11 children.
***Flashback***
Rita was outside, planting and watering her garden. She was bent over to where you could see how big her hips were.
And the one who certainly noticed that was her husband, Lynn Sr.
He noticed all of his 11 children were in the house, doing whatever it is they usually did everyday. So, he went up to Rita, seeking behind her like a common criminal who would try to take her purse and/or wallet.
She didn't notice he was there, until he gave her butt a nice big..
SLAP!
It wasn't even hard at all, but it certainly caught her by surprise. She reacted by turning to Lynn, who now wore an arrogant smile on his face, showing that he did indeed do it.
"What was that for, honey?" Rita asked with a sly tone to her voice.
Lynn shrugged his shoulders. "Ah nothing much, just noticing how big your hips have gotten. And how much it makes me happy." He said now also sporting a sly grin on his face like his wife had.
Rita just giggled at her husband's behavior as he left to go cook dinner, while she went back to her garden.
**Flashback to 4 days ago.***
Rita was in the bathroom, attempting to put on her make-up, when all of a sudden, she noticed a mysterious hole in the floor. She had never seen it there before. She wondered if any of the kids had done it, but didn't say anything out of fear of getting in trouble.
Out of curiosity, she decided to peek through the hole to see where it went. The hole had went through to the basement. Where the laundry room was.
However, as she stuck her head in the hole, she didn't notice the tiny little water spot at her legs that had appeared, due to her trying to wash her face.
So, with that, she accidently slipped through the hole, but was fortunately caught in between the hole by her relatively large hips. Thankfully, it saved her from falling through and possibly breaking her neck. Even though there was a large pile of clothes underneath her that could break her fall.
However, the bad news was now she was stuck, and the blood started rushing to he head. She needed to get out now.
"LYNN! HELP!" Rita called out to her husband. Thankfully, he heard her pretty well, and he instantly came to her rescue.
He was surprised to witness what his eyes were seeing. Rita stuck in a hole in the top floor, hanging from her hips.
"How did this happen?" He said as he chuckled a little.
Rita wasn't amused by this at all. She just wanted to get out. "Just come upstairs and get me out of here, please." She said sounding very cross.
Lynn nodded. "On it sweetie." He said as he ran upstairs to the bathroom.
He ran upstairs to the bathroom, and started to help push her through. He pushed and pushed forward with as much force as he could. He tried pushing with his back as well. Then with his shoulders.
"*Hrg* Why are-*gruf*-your hips so-*uhh*-plump, dear?" He said as he continued trying to get his wife through the hole in the floor.
"I don't know, just push me through, will you?" Rita said sounding very annoyed.
Then, finally, he pushed forward with his arms again, where he finally managed to push her through
"AHHHH!" Rita yelled as she fell down into the basement. Thankfully, the clothes DID break her fall, as she immediately got back up, with no injury at all.
She brushed herself off as she said, "Urgh, how DID my hips get so plump? They look like they could get stuck in a doorway." She said as she pinched and felt her hips.
Lynn smiled arrogantly. "Well, I certainly like it like that." He said.
"Shut Up." Rita said very unamused as she walked back upstairs.
***End Flashback***She put her hands on her hips in a scolding kind of way. "My hips aren't that big, Carlota." She told her.
"How do you fit in your van? Can you sit on the couch, and not hog all the room?" Carlota asked her very curiously. Like how a kid would never shut up about his crazy questions.
Rita just blushed in embarrassment, and folded her arms.
As Rita and Carlota were off somewhere, talking about their business, Lori and Ronnie Anne sat in the hotel room together. Ronnie Anne noticed that Lori's hair was a lot bigger than it usually was. She also noticed that she was having a difficult time getting comfortable while laying on the couch, as she kept moving around he hair to keep in one place.
"*Crr*Ugh, this is literally so frustrating. *whup*My hair is to heavy to lay down. *Ke-ke*What am I supposed to do?*hrn*" Lori complained as her hair made abnormal noises while rubbing against the bed.
However, this wasn't the only time her hair was bothering her. It was bothering almost all week.
*Flashback to last week*
Lori was in the shower attempting to put on shampoo for her absolute glorious and beautiful hair. She needed to keep it beautiful for her beloved Bobby after all.
However, with how big her hair was now, after she had gotten it stylized by Leni and a few friends of hers, she needed to apply a lot of shampoo to make sure she got every inch of her hair.
She applied her usual amount that she would use when her hair was normal. But, since it was bigger now, that amount wasn't enough. So, she applied more, and more, and more shampoo, until she finally got every inch of hair shampooed.
However, she then realized that she had now used up all the shampoo that her mother had just bought 2 days ago. Yeah, she knew that her mother would literally give her an earful about it.
She facepalmed herself. "Oh, Mom is literally gonna kill me." She groaned.
*Flashback to 3 days ago*
Lori had just gotten back from work at Gus' Games and Grub. She had worked a long shift, and was ready to just sit back, relax, and talk with her Bobby Boo-Boo Bear about it.
However, as she came through the door, she felt a tug on her hair that would prevent her from moving. What could it be?
She turned slightly, and saw that her hair was caught in the door. Her hair was so big, that it eclipsed the door by about 2 inches. She tried pulling on her hair to get it out, but it just hurt her. Now, what could she do?
"Guys!" She called to her younger siblings. "Help me out please. I'm literally stuck in the doorway."
*End of Flashbacks*
Ronnie Anne got up from her seat to see what was up with Lori's hair. She put her hands on Lori's hair to get a good feel of it. It was thick and very puffy. She could feel the texture of her hair run through her fingers. This kind of hairstyle was something that could only be done by a well known hair stylist.
"Why did you style it like that in the first place?" She asked, while still feeling her hair in her fingers, still very much annoyed at Lori's complaining.
"Bobby and I literally had our 1 year anniversary date last week, and I wanted to look absolutely beautiful for him. So, I wanted to do something different with my hair. He said it looked beautiful. So, I kept it long." Lori told her future sister-in-law.
Ronnie Anne, being curious, attempted to squirm her head into Lori's hair. She pushed head first into her hair, but it was to no avail.
"*Urgh*Jeez, who stylized your hair, *Grr* a construction worker? *Gruh*My hair can't even combine with your hair.*Rrrr*" Ronnie Anne complained as this time she tried to go face first.
However, then she tried going sideways. She wiggled and wiggled her head to get it inside, and that ultimately proved to be a bad idea, as her head now got caught in Lori's huge hair. She was now trying to pull her head out as best as he could to get it out of Lori's hair.
"Ugh, why did you do that? Now I have to literally help you get out my hair." Lori said as she tried pushing Ronnie Anne's head out of her hair, while also trying to balance her very heavy hair.
"*Grr* Why is your hair so heavy, I don't get it." Ronnie Anne complained.
"*Guh* Just hold still, I'll get you out." Lori said, trying to help.
She struggled for a few minutes, before getting Ronnie Anne out, who was now trying to catch her breath. Seeing as how she had her entire head buried in a very heavy object. That being Lori's hair.
Then, there was another problem. After she got Ronnie Anne out, she felt that her hair was even heavier now than it was just a few moments ago.
"Grr, great. Now my hair is out of control again." Lori complained.
"Guess that was a mistake, wasn't it?" Ronnie Anne said in a smartass kind of tone as she let go of Lori's hair.
Lori growled at her. "You are so lucky your Bobby's sister. Otherwise, I would literally turn you into a human pretzel." Lori said sounding cross.
"Why do you say "literally" in every sentence? It gets annoying, you know." Ronnie Anne told her
Lori just growled again under her breath as she went back to trying to get comfortable with her hair.
While Rita and Carlota walked through London, still discussing the fashion show, they crossed a street while, unintentionally, looking both ways. The result of this was they almost got hit by a car that had, fortunately, stopped to a screeching halt right in front of them.
"Oh, sir, I am so sorry. I wasn't looking where I was going." Rita said sounding hysterical.
"I wasn't either, sir. I was looking at her ginoromus butt. I was distracted." Carlota said, which earned a stare from Rita.
However, the driver of the car looked like he had just discovered gold when he saw Rita.
"M'lady! Thank goodness I have found you." The driver said.
Rita looked confused. "What?" She said to him.
He then looked at Carlota and said, "And you must be her new assistant that she hired just today. It's an honor to meet you, madam." He said as he topped his hat to her.
"Assistant? Buddy, let me tell you something…" She started to say, but was interrupted by him.
"Ah, no no no. No need for explainations dear. You both must come with me at once. The meeting starts in only 6 hours." He said as he grabbed both of them, and lightly put them in his car.
"Hey! What the heck buddy?" Carlota said, sounding angry that a man put his hands on her. They were both in the backseat of the car, already to be taken to the destination of the English man.
"Oh, dear. This doesn't look good." Rita said sounding nervous.
They noticed a dining tray there with them. "I've taken the liberity of preparing some of your favorite baked delights m'lady. Your assistant may have some also." He said as he continued driving off with them.
"Should we call the cops or something?" Rita said sounding scared.
However, Carlota wasn't listening as she was chowing down on some baked goods like Donuts, and Pastries, and Danishes.
"Well, why don't we just hang out where ever were going. It can't be bad if this guy thinks your a queen or something. Plus, he's giving us free food. Just try some." Carlota said continuing her eating.
Rita looked unamused at what Carlota just said. She pulled out her phone and texted Lori.
Lori Help.
Me and Carlota have been kidnapped. He thinks we're some queen and her assistant.
Get Ronnie Anne and help us please.
After she texted Lori, she took a look at the tray of baked goods, and decided to try one. She ate a Donut, and honestly, it was pretty good. It was probably one of the best Donuts she ever ate.
She got comfortable as she was being driven somewhere. Her guess was some castle like in the story books. She just hoped nothing bad would happen to them.
As Lori was still struggling with her hair, she had gotten a text from someone. It was from her mother. When she read it, her eyes widened in shock.
"O M GOSH!" Lori exclaimed.
This quickly got Ronnie Anne's attention. "What's wrong?" She asked.
"Mom and Carlota have literally been kidnapped. Someone mistaked them for a queen and he assistant. We have to go save them." Lori said with a determined look on her face.
Ronnie Anne looked confused. "Okay. So they've been kidnapped by someone who thinks she's a queen. How are we going to find this place?" She asked
Lori got a confident look on her face. "I've literally done my research on this place. She's the queen of some big family here. She runs the whole family. Like me with mine." Lori said looking all arrogant, just made Ronnie Anne shake her head in annoyance.
"Don't worry. I know where it is. Just follow me." Lori said as she and Ronnie Anne left the hotel room to go find them.
They both hoped nothing to crazy would happen when they find them.
After Rita and Carlota toured around the castle, with an assist from one of the butler's named Winston, they came into a room. It had a few pictures of the real queen in them. Rita had to admit, the queen DID look a lot like her. No wonder the guy mistaked them.
The one thing they noticed above anything in this room, was a small looking house that was up against the wall. It kind of looked like a real house to her, if she was smaller than what she was.
Rita and Carlota were looking at the "playhouse" that Winston had told them about. It was a rather small looking house that seemed like a bigger Barbie house that Lola uses when she plays with her dollies.
"So, this is my playhouse, huh?" Rita asked.
"Looks pretty, but the curtains look hideous. They need to replace them." Carlota commented.
Rita got on her hands and knees, as she attempted to enter the playhouse. However, as she got through the doors, which were a bit smaller than most regular doors, she felt a slight tug on her hips. It appeared that she was stuck. She struggled for a quick second, but to no avail.
"Carlota, please tell me this doesn't make my butt look big." She asked from the inside. Carlota looked at Rita's butt at the opening of the playhouse, realizing she was stuck. She also noticed that her butt eclipsed the door by about 2 inches. It looked like a full moon from where she was standing.
"It kinda looks like George lassoed the moon down for Mary, didn't he Mrs. Loud?" Carlota joked.
Rita looked unamused at her comment. "Just help push me in, will you?" She said sounding annoyed.
Carlota got on her hands and knees as well, and pushed hard on Rita's gluteus Maximus. She tried with her shoulder the first time. That didn't work. Then she git up and tried pushing Rita's butt with her foot, which was not comfortable for her to say the least.
"Hey, I said push me in, not kick me in, okay? Does my butt look like a kickball to you?" Rita asked.
Carlota was about to answer that, only for Rita to say, "Don't answer that. Just push me in." She said sounding even more annoyed.
Carlota got on her hands and knees again, only this time, she did just push on Rita's butt with her hands, which took a lot of strength to do so for Carlota.
"*Hnnnggggghhhh*Your rump IS too big to fit in a place like this, Mrs. Loud. I hope I don't break a nail. I just got them done." Carlota complained.
"Just hurry up and help me through. And my butt is NOT that big." Rita said as Carlota kept pushing on her butt to get her through.
Then, she started pushing on Rita's butt with her back. It took a few more seconds, but Carlota eventually pushed Rita into the inside of the playhouse. Rita noticed it was a bit bigger on the inside than on the out. It felt kinda roomy in here.
Carlota then got started to enter the playhouse, only for her to get stuck in the doorway now. She looked embarrassed, seeing as how she just complained about Rita's butt being to big to fit into a small playhouse.
"Oh, come on. My butt CAN'T be that big. Is it?" She complained, though this time there was an even bigger whiny-ness in her voice. She sounded like a five year old trapped in a teenagers body.
Rita smiled, as this was now time for a little joke of her own.
"You know, if you wore red, I'd honestly mistake you for Winnie the Pooh." Rita said jokingly. Which did not please Carlota at all. She was now wearing red, but not for clothes, on her face.
"Grandma's cooking is great, so I have a lot of seconds, okay? Don't judge me. Just pull me in." Carlota complained.
Rita just rolled her eyes, and attempted to pull Carlota into the playhouse.
"Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrr". Rita tried pulling Carlota into the playhouse. She was struggling to do so. It seemed that Carlota's butt was just as big as Rita's was.
"*Groan* My butt IS too big. No wonder I couldn't fit into that pretty dress earlier. I need to go on a diet." Carlota complained again as Rita was trying everything to pull Carlota inside.
"Your *grr* REALLY making it hard *grrr* to concentrate, ya know? *Grr* And your butt is fine. *Grr* So stop complaining." Rita said as she finally managed to pull her inside.
She helped Carlota up, as they were now both inside the playhouse. It really did look like a life-size Barbie house. They felt like dolls right now.
"Ouch." Rita said, feeling a slight pain in her butt. She looked back to see Carlota pinching her butt and stroking it for some odd reason.
"What are you doing?" Rita asked her.
"I can see why you got stuck." She said said while holding her thumb and index finger apart from each other.
"What?" Rita asked.
"Your butt is about 3 inches bigger than the door." Carlota said while Rita looked unamused. What was with her obsession with butts?
"So why did I get stuck? Mine's 2 inches smaller than yours. I'm not fat, am I?" She said sounding dramatic.
Rita just rolled her eyes. "Come on. Let's explore this playhouse." She said as her and Carlota started to walk through the playhouse.
After Rita and Carlota had gotten inside the playhouse, as well as a few comments about their behinds, they decided to explore the playhouse. They found a four bathrooms, two kitchens, a TV room, six bedrooms, and many more.
Then they came across another room inside the playhouse. It was like a really small baking shop. Then, as they opened another door in the room, they found where that smell was coming from.
There was a plate on a table filled with several baked goods like donuts, cinnamon rolls, bagels, and many others. They looked so delicious to eat.
"Is this stuff real?" Carlota asked.
"One way to find out." Rita said as she brought a donut up to her mouth. Thankfully, the food was real. And it was good.
"Mmmmmm. This is good stuff." Rita said while still munching on the donut.
Carlota shrugged. "Well, no sense in letting all this food go to waste. Let's eat." She said as she ate a cinnamon roll off the plate.
***20 minutes later***
They ate almost everything off the plate. There was still a couple donuts and one bagel left, but that was it. Both Rita and Carlota were laying down after eating such a feast. They're belly's were noticably bigger than before.
But that wasn't the only thing that was bigger. When Rita got up, her butt was even bigger than it was before. To the point of it being almost as big as the room that her and Carlota were in right now.
Carlota was about to say something, when Rita turned to her side. This ended up squishing Carlota's head in between Rita's butt and the wall next to her.
Rita stretched her arms out after laying down for so long. "*Yawn* That certainly filled us up, didn't it Carlota?" She said.
"The only thing "filled up" is my head in your butt. It's even bigger than it was before. Turn a little bit, please." Carlota muffled, now feeling angry that her head was in a place where heads shouldn't be. In a literal sense anyway.
Rita didn't hear that answer, as she didn't know that her now ginoromus butt was preventing Carlota from speaking.
"Carlota?" Rita spoke. She thankfully did move, freeing Carlota from the squishing she had endured. She had to breathe a little bit to catch her breath, seeing as how she could have suffocated.
Rita moved a little to the side to finally find Carlota. "There you are." She said to her. "Where did you go?" She asked her.
Carlota looked up at Rita with a very cross look on her face."I was squished by your very large butt when you moved. I almost suffocated thank you very much." She said sounding angry.
Rita blushed in embarrassment. "Sorry about that." She said as she now walked toward the door that they came in.
However, as she attempted to walk through, she then realized that both her hips and butt were even bigger than before, as she got stuck in the door way again. Her butt not only eclipsed the doorway by about 1 ft long, but it felt like her butt was actually becoming the doorway. "Oh no, not this again." Rita said as she facepalmed herself.
Carlota went up to Rita's butt and grabbed a fistful of it in her hand. Rita's butt had doubled in size. It was bigger than when they first entered the playhouse.
Carlota looked scared. "Your butt is bigger than before, Rita. A person's butt should not be THIS big." She said to her sounding concerned for her friend.
Rita looked annoyed at Carlota's comment about her butt size again. "Just push me through, please." She said.
"Hang on, I'll see what I can do." She said sounding very annoyed. She tried pushing on her butt like before. She used her legs as best as he could to try and lift her. The problem with that, however, was Rita's butt was so big, that it became even heavier to move on it's own. She tried lifting with her back, which didn't work either. Then her side, then her feet, and even her head at one point, which she immediately stopped, remembering the horror she endured being squished by Rita's butt cheek.
"Dang-*grr*-the doorway-*rrg*-makes your butt-*ahh*-look like the world's-*guh*-largest pumpkin-*mrrh*." Carlota said struggling very much to help get Rita through the doorway again. It was making her very tired.
Rita just looked unamused about Carlota making comments about her butt again.
Lori and Ronnie Anne were walking inside the mansion together, as this was where they heard that Rita and Carlota were. As they were walking, Lori kept trying to hold up her hair, as it was much larger than it usually is.
"Uhhh, my hair literally feels like a weight." Lori said complaining like a spoiled little rich girl who couldn't get something that they wanted from their parents.
Ronnie Anne was getting tired of Lori's constant complaining about her hair. It was getting really annoying to listen to.
"If it feels heavy, why didn't you just get it cut at that barbershop a couple blocks back?" She asked.
"Right, and pay $75 for it? Your literally out of your mind." Lori said holding her hair up to keep it in place.
Ronnie Anne just rolled her eyes. (Why does she say "literally" all the time?) Ronnie Anne thought in her head.
They walked through a few rooms, before they walked into the room that had the playhouse in it. That was where they heard the voices of Lori's mother and Ronnie Anne's cousin. They sounded like they were in trouble.
Both Lori and Ronnie Anne looked in the small door and windows of the playhouse. They wondered how they could fit inside this tiny little playhouse.
"The voices are coming from this playhouse thing. How the heck did they fit in there?" Ronnie Anne asked looking extremely confused.
"What do you mean?" Lori asked.
"I mean, Carlota's hips are pretty big. There's no way they could fit in here." Ronnie Anne answered.
"Yeah, and my mom's hips are literally like a pumpkin." Lori said. They both shared a good laugh at their jokes toward their family members.
Lori then got on the floor on her hands and knees. "Well, can't hurt to look in here. I'm going on in." She said as she started to crawl inside.
However, when she got her head through the doorway, she was stopped by her large puffy hair, that seemed to get caught in the doorway of the playhouse. Her hair eclipsed about an inch of the doorway.
"Ow! Help me please!" Lori exclaimed to Ronnie Anne, who just shook her head in annoyance at Lori. She started to push on Lori's butt to help her get through, while Lori gently got the tangles out of the doorway.
"Why the heck did you style your hair like this?" Ronnie Anne complained to her as she kept pushing on her butt.
"It was for Me and Bobby's 1 year anniversary as a couple, thank you. Hmph." Lori said sounding offended at her future sister-in-law's criticism.
Ronnie Anne just rolled her eyes as she continued to push on Lori's butt. She kept doing so, until Lori was finally freed from the doorway.
As Lori managed to pull her whole body through the doorway, she stood up and stretched, relieving her muscles that were really tired from staying in one place for a while.
"Ahh, I am literally glad that's over." She said sounding relieved.
Ronnie Anne made it through the door of the playhouse, no problem. It was easy for her to get through without problems, as she had a ponytail.
"Word of advice Lori, get a ponytail. These things never fail." She said walking past Lori with a proud smile on her face. Lori followed her while grumbling something under her breath.
They walked through several rooms before hearing Rita and Carlota's voice. They followed the sound, until they found Rita in a room stuck in a door. Needless to say, they both were shocked at what they saw.
"Mom, what the heck happened?" Lori said looking stunned at the sight of Rita being stuck in a doorway, due to her butt being larger than she saw it the last time.
"Long story." Rita said looking embarrassed.
"Where's Carlota?" Ronnie Anne asked her, still looking shocked at what she and Lori saw.
"She's in the room behind me, trying to get me out." Rita said still looking embarrassed.
"Ronnie Anne? Lori? Is that you?" Carlota called out from the room behind them, sounding like she was stressed out about her situation.
"Yes, it's them, Carlota." Rita called to her.
Lori shuddered at what was going on. "She's touching your ginoromus butt? That is literally so gross." Lori said.
Ronnie Anne cringed. "Yeah, your butt's larger than Carlota's hips." She said while making a gross face.
"HEY! I heard that." Carlota called to her cousin.
Rita just shook her head. (This just isn't my day.) Rita though in her mind.
Lori and Ronnie Anne came over to Rita, and pulled on Rita's arms, while Carlota's kept pushing on her butt in the other room. They pulled on a separate arm each. Then, Lori got the idea of Ronnie Anne pulling behind her by the hips, while Lori would pull on her mother's arms. That didn't work all that well. So, they went back to pulling on one arm each.
They did this for about 5 more minutes, until Rita was finally freed from the doorway. Carlota walked through the doorway, looking like she had just run a marathon. She was out of breath, and needed to it down. Thankfully, there was a stool right next to her.
Ronnie Anne was about to go check on her cousin, until she got a good look at just how big Rita's butt was. It was about the size of a giant Butterball. She looked at it, and even touched it, trying to examine how a butt can get that big. It was rather fascinating.
(Why is everyone so fascinated with how big my butt is? I don't get it!) Rita thought angrily.
After Lori, Carlota, and Ronnie Anne successfully got Rita unstuck from the doorway, they all decided on thing.
"Okay, we cannot stay here. We have to leave. I'm tired of getting stuck in small places." Rita said to them.
"That goes double for me. I'm tired of pushing your big butt." Carlota said, annoying Rita in the process.
"Yeah, this place is kinda weird for my taste. We should go." Ronnie Anne said.
"I literally agree with all of you." Lori said.
So it was decided. They were going to try to find a way out of this playhouse. The question was, how would they get out?
"Let's go find the front door." Ronnie Anne said.
Carlota stopped her. "No, we can't. Rita's butt will get stuck in the door again. Heck, it'll get stuck through every door in this playhouse." She said to her cousin.
Rita pinched her nostrils. "Your butt got stuck too, ya know?" She said to Carlota, who gave her an angry look, which was followed by an angry look by Rita as well.
Lori looked around, only to find an air vent. Not only that, there also was a sign on it that said, "This Way to Back Garden." She thought about it for a moment.
"What if we use this?" Lori asked pointing to the air vent. They all looked toward it. They thought about it for a couple minutes, before Rita said, "Can't hurt to try. Let's do it."
Lori took the top of the air vent off, getting it ready to be used to get the heck out of here. Rita went first. She started to crawl into the vent, when all of a sudden, like the last two times...
Rita got stuck in the air vent, due to her large hips eclipsing the vent by about 3 inches.
"Hgggrr. A little help please?" Rita asked from inside the vent. Carlota backed away from Rita, due to already having to push on Rita's butt twice. Lori didn't want to touch her mother's large behind, and who could blame her.
Ronnie Anne knew they didn't want to do it. So that meant she had to do it. She rolled her eyes, as she got onto the floor, positioned herself behind Rita's butt.
"Grr, how can you possibly fit in the vents with your large butt?" Ronnie Anne asked very crossly. Rita just grumbled in annoyance at her comment.
With that, she started to push. She pushed with her back, her feet, and her arms for about 3 minutes before eventually pushing her through the vent. Then she climbed in after her no problem.
Next, Lori climbed into the vent, only for her large hair to get caught on the rims if the vent. "Ugh, why is my hair so hard to control?" She complained as she tried to untangle the snarls. Thankfully, Carlota was there to help. And after a few minutes, she managed to get Lori through the vent. Carlita, amazingly, fit through the vent no problem. The vent was a bit bigger than the the front door of the playhouse. So, she fit through better than before.
They attempted to move, only for Rita to start having problems moving, due to how wide her hips were in the small vent. It was like she couldn't catch a break.
"Ehehehe, Ronnie Anne, sweety, can you push me through?" Rita asked her sweetly with a slight embarrassment in her voice.
Again, Ronnie Anne rolled her eyes, and pushed on Rita's butt as hard as she could. Thankfully, her hips were able to move pretty well through the vents, even if they were squished together.
Ronnie Anne was starting to get irritated. "Ugh, why the heck are your hips so huge? What did you eat a horse or something?" She asked Rita angrily. Rita just blushed in embarrassment, as it was kind of true to an extent. She didn't eat a horse, but she did eat a lot of sweets, which caused her hips to grow abnormally.
Ronnie Anne shoved on Rita's butt with all her might. She pushed with her right shoulder and feet, as it apparently worked better than using her arms to shove.
As Rita and Ronnie Anne started to move, Lori and Carlota did as well. However, Lori's hair got in the way again.
"Ow! Carlota, a little help?" Lori said as she managed to level her hair in the vents, so they wouldn't get caught in snarls again.
Carlota pushed on Lori's butt with both hands and shoved forward as gently and as hard as she could at the same time, trying to guide her through the vent to me eventual exit. She felt so embarrassed by this. She hoped that Ronnie Anne wouldn't tell Bobby about this. She'd die of embarrassment.
"How did your hair get so large? It's completely abnormal." Carlota said.
Lori blushed a little in embarrassment. "Well, I wanted to style my hair differently for me and Bobby's 1 year anniversary as a couple. I thought it would look beautiful. Ow." Lori stopped as her hair got caught again. Thankfully, Carlota was there to help instantly.
"Who was the one who stylized it?" Carlota asked.
"Oh, my sister Leni. She is literally a fashion powerhouse. She could make a dress out of literally anything. Ow." Lori's hair got caught for a third time. Carlota helped again.
They crawled through the vents for what seemed like 20 minutes, until they found the exit to the vent.
"Here's the exit, everyone." Rita said. When she was close enough to the vent shaft, she pushed on it to get it off. It took a couple seconds, but she got it off. She started to crawl toward the light, until..
Her hips got stuck again. She felt like this just wasn't her day.
Ronnie Anne growled again, seeing as how she had to push on Rita's butt to squeeze her through again.
"Seriously, when we get out of here, you should go on a diet, or something." She said angrily toward Rita, who was getting really tired of the comments she was getting about her butt. It was getting really irritating.
After what seemed like an eternity in the vents, the gang finally made it out of the vents, and into the garden. They needed to escape. Fast.
They looked around for an exit, until they saw a wall in the garden that would get them out of there. So, they ran toward it. Once they made it there, Lori and Carlota went first, climbing over successfully. Then it was Rita's turn. Only, she was having trouble climbing over, due to how big her hips were.
"We'll pull you over, and Ronnie Anne will push you up." Rita said. Ronnie Anne really didn't like that she had to do this.
Rita put her arms out for Lori and Carlota to grab. They started pulling her over with all their might, while Ronnie Anne got under Rita's butt, so she could push upwards with both arms to get her over. This was probably the heaviest thing she ever had to lift. And she has lifted heavy furniture in the Casagrande house when they wanted to switch things around. Then, she tried lifting Rita's butt over the wall with her back. It did work well, however, when she did do this, Rita's flesh from her butt started to spill over Ronnie Anne's face. She held her breath to try not to vomit from this very gross predicament she was in.
"Ugh, this is seriously, this is so gross." Ronnie Anne said, which annoyed Rita even more. She couldn't take it anymore. She had to talk back.
"Well, I'm sorry, I can't help how big it's gotten. And, you would have eaten those treats as well. They were good. But it is what it is. And we aren't going to get anywhere with you whining and crying like a 2 year old. So, suck it up and push me over this wall." Rita ranted to Ronnie Anne.
Even though she was a kid, she wouldn't back down from anybody. Not even her boyfriend's parents.
"Don't call me a 2 year old hippo butt." Ronnie Anne yelled at her.
"Well, your acting like a 2 year old, Shirley Temple." Rita scolded her.
That hit Ronnie Anne. "You are so lucky I wanna get out if here just as bad you do. Otherwise, I would've left you here." She said crossly.
Rita just rolled her eyes again.
Finally, after about 5 minutes of heavy lifting, they managed to get Rita over the wall to safety. It was a relief for them. Not only for the sake of their lives, but they no longer had to push on Rita's butt any longer. They finally were safe.
*****The castle grounds*****
Winston was getting nervous as he began to look for the queen again.
"Argh. Where could she have gone this time. This is not good." He said sounding nervous as ever.
He then went out to the front door of the building to check, only for him to see a limo show up. And out if the limo, with her blonde hair, and noticably large, plump hips, which looked like two beach balls pushed together, appeared the queen of the castle. She actually did look exactly like Rita Loud. Maybe that was why they got mixed up.
She also got stuck in the door of the limo for about a few minutes before getting pushed out by her driver.
Winston was really confused. He just saw the queen earlier, and now she was just showing up in a limo in front of the castle.
The queen kindly greeted him. "Hello Winston dear. I trust you kept the castle in good hands during my meeting in town." She said sweetly to him.
(Oh Crap! I forgot about the meeting she had.) "Uhhhh, yes M'lady. I promised you I wouldn't let you down. I'm a man of my word." He said covering up his confused thoughts. He had completely forgotten about her having a meeting in town earlier today. He felt like an idiot for sending Bernard into town to find her.
The queen smiled in appreciation. "Why thank you Winston. Let's spend the rest of the evening with a spot of tea. Would you do that for me, dear?" She asked him.
Winston cleared his throat. "Of course, M'lady. After you." He led her into the castle. She smiled at his chivelry, as she walked into the castle.
However, Winston was still confused. He still had one question on his mind.
"If M'lady just showed up, then who was that earlier?" He shuddered in fear. "I do hope we didn't make that terrible of a mistake earlier." He said as he walked into the castle, to prepare tea for the queen.
*****Back at the Hotel*****
The four of them finally made it back to the hotel. After enduring so much hell from the playhouse. They just wanted to lay down and get some sleep.
As they walked through the hallway of the hotel, Rita turned to her three companions, and said "Thanks you guys."
They turned their head toward her in confusion.
Rita smiled. "If it wasn't for you guys, we'd all still be trapped in that castle. You guys did great in helping." She said to them warm-hearted
They all smiled back. "I'm sorry I got kind of mouthy with you Mrs Loud." Ronnie Anne said.
"Yeah, and I'm sorry for making constant comments about your butt." Carlota said.
"Me too." Lori said.
They all ended the night by giving each other a big group hug, and then got ready to go to bed. After that, they finally fell asleep in peace, ridding the hellacious day they endured together from their minds.
*****The fashion show*****
After a few fashion people had gotten the chance to show their stuff, it was finally Carlota's turn. Rita, Lori, and Ronnie Anne all walked down the ramp with their respective dresses on. Needless to say, the judges were impressed with what they saw.
"Impressive." One of the female judges said.
"Absolutely stunning." The only boy judge said.
"Fabulous." The other girl judge said.
Carlota was so happy to hear this from them. She just hoped she would get picked.
Finally, after all of them went through, the judges finally made their pick.
"We have decided on…." The boy judge said with a drum roll.
They all looked at each other before saying, "Carlota."
With that, Carlota started jumping up and down in true joy, with Ronnie Anne, Lori, and Rita looking on and smiling. They won. After everything they went through yesterday, it all payed off.
This trip was absolutely worth it.
So that's it for chapter one. Let me know what you guys think. If you haven't already, please comment, like, favorite, and follow this story. Also, check out crafordbrian17. He's got some pretty cool stories on his channel. Thank you all and good night everybody.
