A/N: Hey! this is only my second fanfic so i appreciate all and any reviews, review like crazy please! espada party where more than one of them get a little too drunk ;D
i dont own bleach...if i did there would be waaay more ichiruki, and shirtless ulquiorra! enjoy :P
Grimmjow is a Hot Mess!
"Well done everyone!" Lord Aizen looked around at his espada and the other arrancar congratulating them on the successfull capture of Orihime Inoue. The arrancar had all been gathered in a large room that had several long tables lined against the walls laden with bottles and packets that seemed strange to the arrancar, they had never seen such strange looking objects before. Grimmjow Jaggerjacks espada number 6 sauntered over to one of the tables and inspected the objects,
"hey Lord Aizen what the hell is this stuff?" he asked grinning madly, he had been in an extremely good mood ever scince he had murdered luppi.
"That my dear arrancars is what humans call 'alcohol' and the packets are 'chips' humans eat them and drink the alcohol as part of a celebration and i am told it is quite enjoyable and very similar to sake," the rest of the arrancar ventured over to the tables to inspect the strange human beverages more closley, except from Ulquiorra who kept glancing at the door possibly hoping to leave.
"Enjoy the celebration everyone!" Aizen turned to leave the room when Tosen asked,
"aren't you going to stay for the party my lord?" to which he replied
"no i have some business to attend to but make sure everyone has fun" and without another word he left the room.
"What do you suppose he..." Tosen trailed of as Gin, the person he was talking to had dissapeared, he saw him pushing drinks to the arrancars and urging them to drink, with a sigh tosen picked up a book and made his way into the corner of the room to read.
"i promise you grimmjow this alcohol is very enjoyable" Gin was smiling wider and wider as he pressed a bottle of vodka on grimmjow who replied
"fine i'll drink it if you quit making that creepy smile at me!" he then proceeded to empty the whole bottle without stopping and after he had emptied the bottle he banged it down on the table "ahhhh that was pretty damn good i want shome more, shome, some more" he was confused as to why he had slurred the word 'some' 'holy crap!' he thought 'i better not be turning into freaking D-roy that asshole couldn't fight or talk hehe' he drifted off into thoughts of how he used to bully D-roy it really was a shame he died now he got bored easily. He wandered over to the other table thinking about what he should try next when Nnoitora grabbed him,
"Grimmjow here" he gave him a very small glass with a tiny amount of liquid in it "you have to do shots with us!" he gesture over towards Stark and Yammy
"shots? as in cero shots? ok who's the target? 100 points if you hit Ulquiorra!"
"No no Grimmi you have to drink it its called a shot for some odd reason"
"oh...alright fine" he was clearly dissapointed as he looked over at ulquiorra who was standing with a bored expression on his face observing the rest of them. Grimmjow downed his shot then picked up another four and downed them as well. Nnoitora looked very impressed with him, he had only been able to drink three, and then he turned around and yellled at Harribel,
"hey baby you wanna shtay in my room tonight? hahahaha!" he laughed uncontrollably then harribel kicked him in the face and he fell to the floor unconcious.
"bwahahahahahaha!" Grimmjow was literally rolling around on the floor luaghing his head off as Nnoitora's blood stained the floor. he picked himself up and stumbled towards Loly and Menoly and grabbed the bottle of whisky they were holding
"hey! we were gonna save that for Lord Aizen!" loly shouted at him "Yeah it's too bad he has to work the least we could do is save him a drink" they giggled and blushed, grimmjow heard them mutter something along the lines of "oh he'll be so happy" "maybe he'll smile at us!"
he wobbled away from them, booze in hand, ignoring their shouting. he took large swigs from the bottle and saw szayel in a heap beside gin both giggling uncontrollably, when he looked he saw they had drawn a fake moustache on yammy, this caused grimmjow to burst into raucious laughter as well as he veered of sideways unable to control his movements, bumping straight into ulquiorra. the fourth espada didn't look very pleased as he pushed grimmjow of him calling him "trash."
Grimmjow who was well and truly drunk by now downed the rest of the liquid, dropped the bottle on the floor and put his arm around ulquiorra's shoulders and said, or rather slurred "come on ulquiorrrrrrrrra" rolling his r's and grinning madly "let's shelebrate! ish a party! your you you are my best freind you know that man i i i love you dude ehmnshmnshmn"
he started to mumble incoherently and ulquiorra had a look of shock on his face as he pushed grimmjow away from him and the 6th espada, being as drunk as he was tottered forward and ran smack into a wall. as he stumbled backwards szayel and gin could be heard laughing hilariously and grimmjow walked forwards into the wall again. he took a few steps backwards and shook his head confused as to why the room wouldnt let him go forward and he tried to go forwards again, and again, and again. when he was about to walk into the wall for the sixth time tosen put his hand on his arm and said
"grimmjow you disgrace what on earth are you doing?"
grimmjow looked at tosen and blinked a few times trying to concentrate and opened his mouth "i don feel sho hot i..." he put his hand to his mouth and tosen just looked at him like he was an idiot, then grimmjow threw up all over tosen.
"Ahhh oh my fucking hell grimmjow what the fuck?" tosen yelled as he ran from the room to clean himself off.
"hehehe you desherves it dumbass, chop my arm off will ya? hehehe" he stumbled to the table of alcohol, falling a few times before he reached there he reached out his hand to grab a big bottle of sake he drank the whole bottle then turned it upside down and looked into it in an atempt to get more liquid out of the bottle and as ulquiorra wondered over to tell grimmjow to stop drinking he passed out on the floor and the bottle rolled and stopped at the 4th espada's feet. with a sigh he picked up grimmjow, put him over his shoulder and walked out of the room
"you are so much trouble ,i'm surprised you have the brains to be an espada" he murmured to grimmjow who just made strange noises and held onto ulquiorra's back.
ulquiorra lay the 6th espada down into his bed and tucked him in. grimmjow curled up and bunched up the sheets to hold onto them. ulquiorra slightly smiled and brushed a strand of grimmjow's hair back out of his face. ulquiorra quickly snatched his hand back with a look of shock on his face and ran out of the room,
'what was that drink that harribel had given him? absinthe? he would have to research what it was and why it had made him act like that, although it was quite enjoyable...' he trailed off as his vision began to blur, he quikly made his way to his room he wasn't going to take the chance of staying in that room, especially with gin and szayel still concious. there was no telling what the would do to the others...
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