So, have you ever gone through you movie collection and wonder "Gee, I wonder what movie I'm going to watch today?" or go to the movie theatre and wonder "Hunger Games" or "How to Train Your Dragon?"
Let's face it, sometimes we just can't decide what movie to watch, cause there's just too many options.
But then you wonder "Say, wouldn't it be great if I can combine all my movies into one?" But then you think, that's impossible... Well not anymore!
Hello, your friendly neighborhood Deadpool here! And I'm here to tell you that the wait for the ultimate movie, combining all of your favorite movie characters is over. Introducing...
Whoa, Whoa, whoa! What are you doing? This isn't an infomercial!
Well, what is a trailer if it isn't a glorified commercial?
But you're making it sound cheap! Just get their interest and go from there.
I'm pretty sure I've lost their interest by now. Heck, half of them probably hit the back button by now.
What!? Don't hit the back button! I promise, it's going to be awesome!
They're probably confused, who are you anyway, and who's "they."
Oh, right...
Hello readers, the normal font you're currently looking at is Batman1809, the author of this fanfiction.
And the font with this eye-catching underline is you're favorite Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!
And this is "Crossover". OK, so you know how some crossovers you see involve making up some logic that the two world's exist in the same plane of reality? Well, this one is different, in that all, and I mean all...
(Pay attention to the italics folks)
...Of the movie universes exist in their own planes of existence, isolated and otherwise never meeting each other...
Until some guy in the Real World, that's right, the world where all these "alternate universes" are just movies to the average Joe, makes a device that creates connections between the movie universes into our worlds, basically, breaking the fourth wall, literally.
A "Fourth Wall Generator" if you will.
And then all hell breaks loose as characters, both good and evil, enter our world and fight in the ultimate crossover event in history!
But there is some logic to this madness. There will be some OC's originating from the real world, who comes to terms with this discovery and, with the help of some of your favorite movie characters, fight off evil and try to regain order.
And just to give you an idea of what to expect, here is a glorified commercial...
Trailer!
Whatever!
For an acoustic effect, play the Superbowl trailer for "Transformers, Dark of the Moon"
An over shot of the city of Miami, smoke rising from fires and destruction evident on several buildings. Two Tie Fighters fly by.
(Low bass noise)
Batpod, carrying batman and Katniss, zooms through Miami, being pursued by Imperior Speeders.
(Low bass noise)
Hulk runs up to Superman, hunching him into the ground.
(Low Bass noise)
A Car drives full speed through Tatooine, while a Decepticon follows behind.
(Low Bass noise)
Deadpool tackles a Velociraptor, crashing over a railing to the ground below.
(low bass noise)
Mace Windu and Aragorn engage Loki in a sword fight, Loki wielding to blades.
(Low Bass noise)
Toothless and Hiccup chase Starscream in between buildings.
(low Bass noise)
Bumblebee punches a Tyrannosaurus in the face.
(Low bass Noise)
Thor swings his Hammer against Darth Vader, meeting with Vader's lightsaber.
(Low Bass Noise)
Iron Man shoots a blast at Elsa, while she meets it with a blast of ice magic.
(low bass noise)
Daffy and Bugs are back to back, armed with blasters as they are surrounded by orcs.
(Low Bass noise)
Superman is thrown through the clouds. He quickly gains his balance as he flies back down though the clouds. When he breaks the cloud layer, Godzilla is revealed in the ocean. As Superman nears him, reaching supersonic speeds, Godzilla's spines glow. Justbefore Superman reaches him, Godzilla fires his atomic breath.
(Title sequence)
CROSSOVER: BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
Ok, so this may not be for everyone, as the numerous characters can make the story overwhelming at times, and I'm still honing in on my story telling skills. But if one of those people who often dreamt of a movie where just about anything can happen, then please stay tuned.
Oh yeah, since the story was already almost done when the brilliant author decided to make this promotional page, I won't show up again till chapter 6. Thanks a lot you lazy bum!
Hey, I've got college to attend! Be thankful I'm making time to write you in here!
