The Virgin?

Sherlock's P.O.V.

Irene sat herself on the table and said "He gave me a lot of advice about how to play the Holmes boys." I glanced over at her as she continued to talk her voice lowering a tone. "You know what he calls you" she asked no one….pointless. She went on and whispered "The iceman and…." That does not suit my brother at all. That is just plain ignorance. "The virgin" she finished her voice raised so I could hear. She was about to say something more but stopped when she heard my laugh.

"What is it now Sherlock" my brother snapped at me. I stood and took the camera phone off the table. "You really are a clever woman but you got too caught up in the game. I imagine that John Watson thinks that love is a mystery to me but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. I always thought that sentiment was a great disadvantage and you have just proved me right. Thank you Mrs. Irene Adler. I was going to let you go but that last comment sealed your fate." As I was talking I pushed four buttons that decided who won the game. Irene walked over to me with haste. She knows that I know. As I pushed the last button I showed it to her.

A single tear slipped down her cheek as she read her own pass code surrounded by green…I AM SHER LOCKED. I leaned down to whisper in her ear "I am not a virgin." I tossed the phone to Mycroft who nodded his head. Smirking down at her I said "I lost my virginity at 15 and by now I have had several people screaming my name and begging for mercy. Like I said I have never begged for mercy in my life and I have been told that I am amazing in bed." Mycroft and Irene blushed, mouths opening and closing like fish. "Is that why you insist on taking the cameras from your flat and destroying them" Mycroft questioned in a light tone. I held up a finger as my phone rang and I answered with a clipped "This is Sherlock." A loud "YOUR NOT A VIRGIN!" was heard from the other end. I rolled my eyes and hung up on the consulting criminal.

I reached out and took the watch off of Irene's wrist and destroyed it. "Now that Moriarty is out of the way I will inform you yes Mycroft I do very personal things in every part of my flat and I do mean every" I said suggestively. Irene suddenly spoke up "Then how come you never took your chance to have me? Don't I appeal to you?" I looked her up and down and thought of my significant other. "No you don't and for your information I am in a relationship so rising to the bait would not be in my best health interest" I finished thinking of the hot thing waiting for me back at the flat.

"Sherlock who the hell are you seeing" Mycroft questioned gruffly. "That" I started "is my business. Now that I think about it I am in need of a major stress relief session. Good night." As I turned on my heel and walked out I heard the other two enter a 'who could it be' conversation. I smirked all the way back to my home.

"Sherlock how did it go" John questioned from his seated position. I could feel my smirk grow as I straddled his waist and kissed him thoroughly. "Great" I said as we moved into the bedroom, John tripping on a destroyed camera on the way. I hope John was well rested because he was in for a long night.


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