Today's the day. New school, new friends, new everything.

I got up dreading the day ahead

"Good morning sweetie"

"mornin' mom. I'm not hungry so I'm just gonna go to the bus stop."

"Alright. Have a nice day"

"thanks mom"


"Hi… I'm Jo"

"Jo's a boys name"

"It's short for Josephine"

"Don't listen to him. Cartman's a fat piece of shit. I'm Kyle."

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

"sure you are fatass"

"Hey! I'm stan"

"I'm Kenny."

Holy fucking shit!

There he was. the hottest guy I have ever seen in my life!

"Hi"

"look's like someone likes you"

Guess I was acting weird.

"Shut. Up. Fat. Boy."

"DON'T CALL ME FAT"

The bus pulled up


I went to my new locker and a girl approached me

"Hi I'm Wendy. We can be friends if you stay away from my boyfriend Stan."

"He seems really nice. I kind of like Kenny tho"

I blushed

Why did I just tell her that

"I can totally get stan to set you two up"

"Please don't. I want to see how things go at this school before I get into boys"


at recess the strangest thing happened!

I went outside and Kenny was playing football with all the other boys.

The football went flying towards his head and killed him.

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY"

"YOU BASTARDS"

"Holy shit!"

The boys just walked away like nothing happened. They were totally fine.

I went over to his body and started crying


I woke up the next morning and found kenny at the bus stop

"What. The. Fuck."

"what?"

"You yo-your okay."

"Yeah why wouldn't I be"

"BECAUSE YOU DIED YESTERDAY"

Kenny looked surprised that I said something about it

"Dude no he didn't!"

"Ye-yeah no I didn't"

He's lying

I was about to pull Kenny over and tell him my secret when the bus pulled up.


Recess came once again.

I was talking to wendy about girly lists which was totally stupid.

Seems like noone at this school is into hooking up and shit.

I felt a sharp pain in my chest

"OH MY GOD SHE'S SHOT"

"NO"

Before I died, I saw Kenny look at me, about to cry. I was the only one who remembered his death.


The next morning I woke up, knowing that noone would remember my death, but would Kenny?

I got out of bed and turned around to look at the window. There was a kid standing there.

"Hey I know you. You're that kid. Mysterion."

"You died yesterday… and now you're here"

Oh my god!

"... Kenny?"

Kenny unmasked himself and kissed me"

We looked at each other and at the same time said

"You're just like me"