Just a quick little thing that I wrote. I thought it would be funny.

Dear Diary,
I hate vaginas. They are creepy. I got in the mood with Cinder one time and then saw her vagina. I screamed and ran away. That's why she hates me. Her reaction was, "That bad?" they are gross. Penises aren't as bad. Maybe I should be gay. Hmph. Neo is my girlfriend though and I love her... except for that one time when she came up to me after she had figured out my fear, and then she showed me a giant color copy picture. She smirked, and then I got a boner and had a heart attack simultaneously. I am writing this from my hospital bed in the birthing section of the hospital. So I see lots of vaginas. This was my second heart attack. The first time was when Cinder was in our shared hotel room with Neo, and Cinder had just taken a shower, but Cinder actually has HUGE boobs, and then Neo pulled off her towel... I got another boner/heart attack combo. Safe to say in this neon pink diary that I was drooling a little bit... ummmm...