here have the prequel thing to 'The Sock Incident'
oh dear
this is gonna be a long story
Hats
Something Malnis Despises Wearing and will Go To Extremes to Not Wear Said Item
"For the love of ink, Malnis, stop struggling and put the hat on! We have a match in fifteen and your gonna make me look like an idiot out there again if you don't wear it!"
Malnis was one difficult squid if Suparatto ever saw one. For one, she would never superjump out of danger in a match because she thought she could take them. She kept switching inbetween the Golden Aereospray and Inkbrush and Carbon Roller so much even the other teams member's pitied Malnis'.
Said golden haired Inkling stood in Suparatto and her's shared appartment, eyes narrowed and arms crossed. Unlike other female Inklings, her tentacles were usually always tied up in a loose ponytail - the length remaining but staying right behind her head. She said it helped in Turf War.
To the purple haired Inkling, she was certain it didn't. Malnis usually splatted as much as she splat. Her clothes usually always gave her a faster super jump - although sometime she'd trade some speed for respawns to get a ninja squid ability.
"Chill, Supa! I got it ALL under control!" Malnis insisted. She tied her tentacles up in the loose ponytail before walking into her closet.
Suparatto braced herself for the worse. If Malnis was putting something on last minute, she needed to be prepared-
"WHERE. IS. THE HAT." The purple haired inkling hissed at the other.
Malnis grinned toothily at Suparatto. "Did you know that I went to the eye doctor the other day? Said I was slightly blind and gave me two sets of contacts to wear - one in Turf Wars and the other without."
Suparatto stared for a few moments before nodding her approval. "Well, for once I can say I'm proud of you."
"You know what else you'll be proud of?"
"What?"
"We're late to the match again~"
"MALNIS YOU WOOMYING SQUID I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO HARD-"
