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The Trouble With Missingno

Some days can drive you crazy, like yesterday. Here's the scoop:
I was working on uploading my Poke'dex, a strange Pokemon came by. "Wow! This must be a new Pokemon. I must have found it at just the right time." Actually, it found me.
I pointed my Poke'dex toward the new Pokemon, when suddenly, it all went blank. Except for a word that kept blinking on the screen; "Malfuntion. Malfuntion. Malfuntion." "Aw, man! All that hard work!" I exclaimed. Then the new Pokemon ran off, and I thought I heard a snicker.
Later, at the Pokemon Center, I asked Nurse Joy about the strange, new Pokemon. "Oh, you mean Missingno? That Pokemon's been causing trouble all over town. Ever since he showed up here, my computer has been saying ' Malfuntion. Malfuntion. Malfuntion.' And so now I can't heal the Pokemon!"
"I see" I replyed. " I'll go see Prof. Oak about this."
Off I ran to the nearest telephone. I put in a quarter, but only heard,"Malfuntion. Malfuntion. Malfuntion."
"Well that doesn't help." I said. "Guess I'll have to walk."
So, once more, I started down the path, a thirty minute walk to Pallet Town.
When I got there, I decided to stop by the PokeMart to buy some supplies. And there, standing in the doorway, was.........MISSINGNO!
"So, THERE you are! I've been looking for you, and now I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
Out stepped a beautiful girl, with long purple hair and a blue dress on. "Missingno! Oh, my little baby! Where were you? Were you running around terrorizing those people? Oh, well. Come on. We're running out of Master balls."
"'Xcuse me, Miss." I said. "Did you just say that you carried Master Balls!?"
"Why yes." She replyed. "Missingno here goes to Cinnibar Island every now an then to "glitch" Master Balls. Then he brings them back and I sell them."
"Ma'am, do you have any left. And if so, how much are they?" I asked.
"Yes, we have about 20 left. And as for the price, I think you're cute, so I'll sell them to you for free!"
" Gosh Ma'am." I stuttered, shuffeling my feet. " You really don't have to."
"Nonesense. Come on in."
After I got my Master Balls, I asked the lady, "What's you're name?"
" Patrishia. I work here with my family."
" Patrishia, did you know that your Missingno is malfuntioning the computers in Viridian? None of the Pokemon can be healed at the Pokemon Center, because the computers were malfuntioned by him."
"Really? I had no idea things like this would happen! From now one I'm going to go with Missingno to and from Cinnibar. Tell the Nurse Joy at the Pokemon Center that I'll be over as soon as I can to make things right. Thanks, Ash, for telling me about that."
And so, with all problems fixed, I headed off to the grass lands with 30 Master Balls ( 10 were given for because Patrisia felt sorry for him ), ready to catch the strongest Pokemon, and then head off to Indigo Plateau!

Written by
Mewicuno