So here I am, aboard the SS Tipton. For as long as I can remember, I have been touring the United States and Canada with my father and his band. I have never been to a real school before. My dad and his band mates have been my family, my friends, and my teachers. Life has been good.

I take classes over the internet because by the time I was 12, I was smarter than all the guys, and all they had left to teach me was how to scam on girls. I mastered the art. I had a girl in every city. I had no time for relationships, for we would only be in one city for a few days at most. With my good looks, charm and confidence, girls couldn't resist me. My dad taught me well. We'd have a few make out secessions, then off to the next city.

My dad finally hit it big. He signed a big contract with a major record label, Tipton Records I think, and he didn't have the time to look after me. I didn't really need looking after for I am almost 16 and can take care of myself. But he said that he could send me to a boarding school now that he could afford it. "Boring School", I said. "I don't think so.! Besides, I can't be caged up like that, wearing a uniform and everything. I won't do it.!"

My dad was explaining his dilemma with Mr. Tipton, which told him about "7 Seas High". In fact, he offered me a scholarship so that dad could focus on his music. Traveling the world on a cruise ship, getting a tan, scamming on endless babes in bikini's... all while going to school. This would be great.