In the world of Smash there is a town. In this town characters known as Smashers are destinied to fight one another to gain the title of best in class. In this world they were to do as they pleased whether it was lounging by a pool, hanging out with legendary Pokemon, or drive Landmasters on their seemingly infinite fields of grass. For one Smasher in particular, he did what no other Smasher has done before.

Start a talk show.


"Hello everybody! Welcome to From the Whole World of Smash, I am your host the great and brave Ike!" Ike said as he walked to his chair, waving.

The audience clapped for the arrival of the hero. They all anticipated this first episode of what looks to be a long standing series of talk shows. Knowing how Ike is a broading and blunt person makes the talk show theme all the more interesting to look into for them.

"Since this is the first episode we decided to talk to a newcomer of Smash but a long time favorite amongst old and new fans alike. Say hello to Red of the Pokemon series!"

The audience clapped as from the right side of the set, Red happily walked over to his seat, waving to the audience. When he got to his chair, he sat down and slumped on it as if he was at home. Ike laughed.

"Hey Red, how you been?" Ike asked.

"Extremely good. Lots of good seems to be happening to me and now I'm just pumped!" Red said, putting his fist in the air.

"Cool, cool. So, before we get started, mind telling me what games that had characters feature in our world do you play?"

"Easy! Pokemon, Kirby, Mother, WarioWare, and Metal Gear Solid! Why?" Red replied.

"Nice! No Fire Emblem?" Ike asked. Red shook his head.

"Nah, haven't got time. Hoping to buy a 3DS for X and Y plus Smash Bros but that's all."

"Okay cool. So tell me, how do you feel about Lucina and Robin's inclusion in the next game then?" Ike asked.

Red shrugged.

"To be honest, don't care much for Lucina. Not because she's claimed to be a Marth clone, for all we know she can be like Lucas and be both a clone and a different character! Robin is pretty cool with his magic ad it's nice to see more of that here."

"So basically Pokemon moves aren't similar to magic and neither is PSI?"

"PSI is psychic energy and while it can be claimed to be a new scientific form of magic it's not. Same with Pokemon."

"Oh I see. How interesting!"

"Well, I don't really care either way about either character even though one is female and the other is magic. The best thing about the intro was Captain Falcon."

"And why is that?"

"He's an original rep, he deserves it too. F-Zero just had it's anniversary so he really did deserve it too. How long have Lucina and Robin been there in comparison to Captain Falcon? In all honesty though, I would rather boot Lucina for someone unique or interesting enough like Kumatora or Anthony. I won't ask for third party people."

"Ouch! Hurtful!" Ike mocked a girlish voice which had everybody laughing.

"Sure, people will get angry over that but it's true. Fire Emblem has four reps in comparison to Mother which has only two but has been there since the beginning. Same with Metroid. Sure there aren't many people to include but come on, it really deserves it for being a breakthrough with the first female game protagonist. Mother did the same by breaking the whole ancient lands and swords of RPG unlike a certain franchise. It brought up America and fighting with a baseball bat and yo yo along with oddball humor and a coming of age story."

"Ouch! You keep hating on Emblem."

"Not really. I'm proud of how Fire Emblem is growig, just annoys me how people say it deserves more than Mother and Metroid. What norm did Fire Emblem break? What was so amazing that it deserves to be put above Mother and Metroid?"

"Probably all the hot guys and dirty fantasies?"

Everybody, including Ike and Red, laughed.

"I don't hate the fans but the fact that people complained about Chrom and Roy not joining them when we still don't know what happened to Ness and Lucas and hell, the rest of the Mother Franchise in the game. All we have seen so far is a drawing of Mr. Saturn with Meta Knight but oh look! Where the hell is he?"

"Well Ness is a veteran," Ike said. "I'm sure he'll return."

"Yeah you're right. Sorry. It's hard on me to take in four Fire Emblem reps."

"It's always hard," Ike said, looking at Red sincerely.

"When the journey begins -" Red was cut short by Ike's hand.

"Hard to find your way," he said.

"H-hard to make new friends..." Red stared at Ike wide eyed. Ike nodded.

"But there's nothing you can't do," Ike smiled.

"Because you got the power inside of you!" Ike and Red sung.

They both got up from their seat.

"It's not always black and white!" Ike sung.

"But your heart always knows what's right!" Red sung.

"It's not win or lose- "

"It's the path you choose!"

"Let the journey begin- Pokemon!"

The two laughed and hugged each other as they made struggles to breath. Slowly, they let go of each other and sat back down on their seats, both still heaving.

"You are just... wow," was all Red managed to say.

"Well, your voice sounded so loud and great... If you hadn't been so loud and so fast then you wouldn't be so tired but either way you were just amazing."

The two of them looked at each other when he said that and laughed.

"That sounds so wrong!"

"You shouldn't be thinking that way you're only ten!"

They laughed.

"Any other questions you wanna ask me?" Red asked.

"A lot but I don't think we have time for it," Ike replied.

"Your fault for singing."

"Your fault for having such catchy theme songs." Ike slumped in his chair. "Actually, I have a question."

"What?"

"Tell me, how do you feel about the Pokemon reps?"

"Really happy for my Charizard. Too bad I can't be there with him and neither can my Squirtle and Ivysaur. Greninja is pretty cool but Lucario is still there despite Mewtwo being gone. Pikachu is a staple and a veteran which makes me pretty happy. Saying that, why does Fire Emblem have as much reps as Pokemon when we screams, shout, and claw the the name of Nintendo of every mind for what? Twenty years?"

"Because Pokemon aren't sexy and gay for each other."

"That reminds me. I have a question for you too," Red said.

"Which is?"

"Who's hotter, Marth or Robin?"


AN: This idea is actually supposed to not be serious at all, like my other draft 'Jigglypuff and the Seven Chaos Emeralds'. I wasn't even supposed to finish it LOL

This story is actually me venting out my anger over how fans complain that Chrom and Roy aren't in Ultimate despite Fire Emblem having four reps already. Also, to the peraon calling Sakurai childish for the trailer end where Chrom says that he gets his chance someday but then the subtitle of 'Nope, you get it today', you're honestly spoiled as hell. Sakurai is like a parent of a spoiled brat, he gives, gives and gives despite any injury but his children are still not pleased with the toys he adds. At least Chrom is part of the final smash, I still have no idea where the hell Ness and Lucas are at.

If you want to tell me that I am being too whiny, Fire Emblem is better than Metroid and Mother etc. just PM me please. That's easier. Or better yet, don't tell me at all. This is personal opinion. Unless you're open to my opinion why the hell should I be open with yours? I'm fair with everybody if you're fair with me.

Hey guys, wanna be interviewed by Ike? Message me and he will interview you and you will be featured in a chapter when you're done! Do it! It's fun, free, and a good way to raise your voice!