first story... for KHR! and for this account.

Haha... yes I do have another existing account but I kind off forgotten my password... so I just hope I won't this time...

anyways this is my own version of the 51 things list inspired by various other fanfictions, the original one being a twilight fanfiction about Emmet Cullen... try reading some of them... they're really funny... there was even one for KHR!

I hope I give this justice...

and I don't own KHR!


Tsunayoshi Sawada

"Here is the list Vongola Decimo was not allowed to do ...EVEN IF HE WAS THE BOSS!"

1. He's not allowed to use X-burner to start a bonfire.

2. ...Or use said tecnique and toast all of Byakuran's marshmallows then give it away to Lambo and I-pin.

3. Using the XX-burner to do the first two things mentioned above is also prohibited.

4. He's not allowed to ditch his paperwork.

5. ..Or ask his ever loyal right hand man into forging his signature... So the storm guardian can do some of the work instead.

6. ...And to have Soichi, Spanner, and Gianini make him an escape route so he can run away from paperwork.

7. He also can't trick Reborn into not doing his paperworks. Knowing the Hitman it wouldn't work well anyways, especially on his part

8. He's not allowed to whine about not wanting to be a mafia boss.

9. ...or not wanting to be the tenth boss of the Vongola.

10. He is to never touch anything inside the kitchen. Except when he's in the calm version of his HDWM.

11. He's not allowed to buy fake vampire teeth and use them together with his cloak and pretend to be 'Count Dracula'.

12. ...Or to use said fake teeth to try being 'Edward Cullen'.

13. He's not allowed to smile at all single and already taken girls and gays and have them fall in love with him.

14. ...And worst, have all of them banging and shouting in front of the Vongola Mansion just to annoy a certain skylark who everyone knew despises crowds and noise so much.

15. He is not allowed to shout/shriek like a girl... Seriously, it gets tiring (and he's too old to do that).

16. He is not allowed to make every Tuesday as ' Omelette Appreciation Day' and have everyone eat nothing else but Omelettes.

17. He is not allowed to ban anything related to Angry Birds (toys, games, merchandise, collectibles) just because he never got a high score.

18. ...Or the fact that Lambo, I-pin, and Fuuta are much better players than him when it comes to aforementioned game.

19. He is not allowed to make snide remarks about Reborn being an 'ultimate nightmare dressed as a cute baby'.

20. He is not allowed to shout "Pedophile! Pedophile!" then act mentally scared whenever Mukuro was around.

21. He's not to tell Byakuran that consuming, selling, and producing of marshmallows and all related products are banned from all parallel worlds, including theirs.

22. He is not allowed to use blackmailing on his guardians (since, apparently, he already learned the dreadful art from Reborn

23. He is not allowed to run away and hide to who-knows-where whenever his father decides to make a visit (he just has to keep up with his father's long speech of how sorry he was for being a pathetic excuse for a father)

24. He is not allowed to make Reborn a cup of coffee. Reborn likes it bitter, hence the espresso. (Tsuna knows the fact but still, he can't keep himself from adding 10 teaspoons of sugar every time he attempts to make one for the tutor.)

25. Tsunayoshi Sawada must not sow a single plant. His mother has green thumbs: he does not.

26. He must not run away and/or pretend to be busy when the ninth sends out dinner invitations to every family member, even if it includes the bloodthirsty assassins known as Varia (besides, it was one of the rare moments Reborn gave him 'breaks from paperwork,' so he should be thankful.)

27. He must not stutter when in front of big names and influential clients. As Reborn would have said 'it's not the way of a boss.'

28. He must not turn down Kyoya's invitation to have a fight. He would still be 'bitten to death' one way or another anyways.

29. He must not run away nor hide when Reborn was tortu- err… training him.

30. He is not allowed to use his 'hyper intuition' to sense the presence of his tutor and afterwards, attempt to escape from him.

31. He is to never write his 'suicidal note' on the roll of tissue paper inside the restroom of his office every time he feels depressed and stressed with all that paperwork.

32. He is not, allowed to do a suicide attempt, fake or not during April Fools' Day to scare the hell out of his guardians.

33. ...Or to use the act of faking death to get his guardians' reactions then afterwards, use it for blackmailing.

34. He is to never punish Kyoya Hibari by chaining him on a Spanner-original indestructible chair and lock him inside a room with the recorded sound of Mukuro's 'Kufufu', Ryohei's 'Extreme', Belphegor's 'ushishishi', and Squalo's 'VOOIIIII' in full volume, repeating over and over again.

35. He must not run away from Bianchi's cooking. A boss's stomach should also toughen up (according to Reborn anyways)

36. He is not allowed to be sarcastic towards Reborn.

37. He is not allowed to run away again from an 'EXTREME BOXING MATCH INVITATION AGAIN TO THE EXTREME'

38. He is not allowed to cry like a damsel in distress after watching a re-run of some Spanish Telenovela that Haru told him to watch.

39. He is not allowed to tell Enma that he had defied gravity (with his hair) and managed to defeat him again.

40. He must not tag team with Kyoya Hibari and declare a 'Pineapple Appreciation Day' then watch the reaction on Mukuro's face.

41. He cannot send Mukuro on a mission on some foreign country such as the Philippines or some other tropical countries that produces pineapples.

42. He is not allowed to 'unintentionally' leave pineapple pies inside Mukuro's room.

43. ...Or to have Lambo, I-pin, and Fuuta paint pineapples inside his room.

44. ...Or to have Kokuyo Land repainted and renovated, making it look like a giant pineapple.

45. He must not hide anything from his guardians or Reborn ever again!

46. He is not allowed to be late to school or Hibari will bite him to death.

47. He is not allowed to be late from his meeting with other mafia bosses (if he does, Reborn will whack him with his Leon hammer.)

48. He is not allowed to go alone ever again when meeting with other mafia bosses. Allied, neutral, or the family's dark enemies.

49. He cannot hide or run away from Colonello and Lal Mirch who were sent by Reborn to train him temporarily because apparently, the devilish, fedora-wearing tutor was 'unavailable'.

50. He is not allowed to break any of these rules.

"Finally done," Soichi looked at the list. "My hands were starting to get numb with all that typing."

"Who would have thought Vongola was capable of doing all of it," Spanner muttered before unwrapping a lollipop and putting it in his mouth.

"I noticed most of them involves Mukuro-nii and pineapples!" Fuuta exclaimed. "Does Tsuna-nii hate him?"

"Not really," Reborn answered with a smirk, "he just find Mukuro's expressions quite amusing."

"I would have never guessed that Vongola's creepiest guardian would be defeated by something 'fruity' like pineapples."

"Language, Spanner" Soichi scolded his friend. "Sorry about that Chrome". Spanner, meanwhile, told his friend that 'he didn't even use any strong, incoherent language not suitable for younger audiences' while keeping on a poker face.

Chrome, meanwhile, giggled and shyly stated, "Uhm... Actually, I also do enjoy seeing Mukuro-sama's freaked out face sometimes". Reborn smirked at this.

"Where are your co-guardians, anyway?"

"Lambo was at the Bovino and the rest are with boss on a mission," Chrome stated. Just then, the door opened and in came...

Tsuna in boss mode, calm yet... with amusment In his eyes and a grin on his lips. Gokudera followed not far behind, muttering about 'failing as a right hand man' and begging his Jyuudaime for forgiveness. Ryohei with his 'extremeness' actually 'terminated' from his eyes for the very first time, regretting he ever made Tsuna so angry. Kyoya glared at everyone and had a scowl on his face and was that a kiss mark on his neck? And Mukuro looking grim and totally freaked out more than when pineapples are involved.

Then Tsuna, whistling a happy tune, walked towards his office. Reborn eyed the male guardians one by one ...a little curious as to what may have happened to the now gloomy boys, well in exception of one.

Apparently, Takeshi was the only guardian who was still as cheerful as he always was and so he was asked the very question on everyone else's mind "What happened?"

"HaHa, well remember last week... when we actually destroyed the Hawaii base?" Takeshi scratched his head while the others nodded. "Well Tsuna had finally decided on our punishment."

"And?" Reborn motioned him to continue. Which he did.

After the rain guardian was done...

Chrome was looking at her co-guardians with pity.

Reborn was grinning, feeling absolutely proud with his student... looks like all that teaching had paid well off.

Fuuta had a blank look on his face, not really understanding everything.

Spanner who was ...actually laughing at the guardians' misfortune and Kyoya's glare did not even made him flinch.

Soichi, feeling sorry for the male guardians, quickly went towards the list he was busy with moments ago and told the guardians, "So who would want to do the honor?"

The male guardians read the list with Mukuro twitching with too many pineapples and his oh-so-awesome name together. He quickly went near the screen and typed on the keyboard.

51. The Vongola boss is not allowed to send his guardians on a 'SPEED DATING EVENT' as a form of punishment after 'ACCIDENTALLY' destroying something!


this chapter was edited thanks to ShiroiSuna who corrected all of those mistakes...

so how was it?... do you guys think I should write a list for the other characters?

tell me what you think...

Ciaossu!