Author's note: I did this short story based on a story i read by "dorkandproudofit" called "10 ways to annoy the chipmunks and the chipettes". I would like to give her most of the credit since this is based off hers. :)


10 ways to annoy...ALVIN

1: Shave him in his sleep and call him-"naked mole rat"

2: Stare at him while he's trying to sleep (don't blink)

3: Act like Brittany (Duh!)

4: Trick him into telling you his deepest secret then tell everyone on Facebook.

5: Write him a fake letter saying that Brittany wants to marry him. *watch reaction*

6: Play the music for the "Happy Hamster Dance" and each time he tells you to turn it off...put it up louder

7: Force him to watch all the "Oh You're Not Gonna Believe This!" segments from "So Random"

8: Make him sing "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO while wearing a mankini. Record it and put it on YouTube.

9: Make him watch Dora the Explorer for the next eight months. :)

10: Tell him to read the fanfictions about him on the site.


If anyone has any ideas for annoying Simon, tell me in your reviews :)