xD this fanfic is about leafyisheres magical adventures. And yes it will be full of INTENTIONAL
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Once Leafy was in his house recording a live stream. He was answering question from his fans
when he heard a knock on his door.
"OMG GUYS SOMEONE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR" Leafy said.
He took the camera to the door and opened it.
"AYYY LEAFY"
"AYYY BILLY THE FRIDGE!"
"Leafy, I have a message."
"ok tell me you retard"
"So Keemstar is trying to take down President Trump and become president himself." Billy complained.
"So why tf should I care? Keemstar will fail." Leafy replied.
"Well he already succeeded."
"Oh... SH*T!" Leafy yelled.
"LEAAAFYYYYY" A mysterious voice "oooood"
ITS KEEMSTARS SPIRIT
"NO PLS DONT KILL ME" Leafy begged.
"THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR SHIIIRTTT"
Leafy looked down.
Keemstar slapped leafys... bottom of face.
"ow wtf m8 my chin"
"HAAHAAHAA... leafy, you foolish Skrub. YOU HAVE NO CHIN!"
"NOOOOOOOO000000ooooo..."
Everything went dark.
"Welcome to 7/11. Let me scan that for you." Calvin said, emotionless.
"My names Misha. I play Pokémon Go everyday. I also think cyber bullies are cancer."
"STFU kid gimme your stuff and let me scan." Calvin snapped.
"Hey where's your chin?" An oldish teen walked up next to Misha. Probably his brother or something.
"It's right here, sir. Now let me scan your stuff." Calvin was really getting ticked off.
"Hey, don't talk to Metaddonlike that." Misha said. "He played guitar."
"Oh my god, I'm done. I'm f*ckin' done! This place sucks!" Calvin took out a handgun and shot himself.
"Ugh... Where am I?" Calvin woke up. "Who am I?" He looked up and saw a familiar face.
"Morgan Freeman?"
"No, Calvin. I am God. And you are Leafy."
Then it all came back to him.
"What... happened?" Leafy asked.
"You were caught in a time paradox." God explained.
"But... Why?"
"The universe can't handle knowing you actually have no chin. It's too powerful. Leafy... you're going to have to grow a chin if you want to save the world."
"Well how do I do that?" Leafy raised an eyebrow.
"Well, Im glad you asked!"
