ok so quick recap: in this universe, peter parker dies but instead of miles morales we get some weakling named Carlos Jackson. in his first story arc, he fought Deadpool and they became bros after that. also while fighting him he met his now girlfriend gwenpool. yeah, nothing spicey happened to get there. they just saw each other and made out. also, his cousin is a wielder of a symbiote. yeah, thats all the non-disappointment stuff. if you wanna read the disappointments go check them out. now let's get to the stories, shall we?
also before I forget lemme go over a role list
narrator: comicstorian (the b in the rnbe)
deadpool: Nolan North
gwenpool: tara strong (Harley Quinn)
anyone else: Nolan North again
chapter one: taskmaster
carlos woke up in his dirty a** apartment wondering when the last time he put on deodorant was. "ok ma I get it" hey, don't shoot the messenger I'm just saying up here in the recording booth I can smell you. "dude just continue narrating" ok then. he got up and made his mediocre breakfast (really sad looking waffles) and turned on the news
"and we return to you with some breaking news. the taskmaster has escaped from prison once more" said the anchorman. "yeah like our last encounter wasn't enough, ugh fine" he said while putting his costume on"a hero's work is never done. and like that, he was swinging away in the big apple.
then a shadow appeared to be loading an arrow. the shadow held it up and let go. the arrow cut the web and our hero fell down "well well well if it isn't the little spider" "oh shut up Excalibur, what do you want" "to..." "oh wait lemme guess, to kill me once and for all. I've heard it all before and I'm sick..." he got up and swung a right hook at him "and tired" left hook "of it" he attempted another right hook but skully boi easily dodged it and backhanded him. now we're in for a good fight.
spidey, stomach punched, face punched, face punched again and then went for a third punch but task dodged and drew his sword and swung it at Spidey. after a swing spidey webbed his sword and made taskmaster let go of it and spidey popped him a few more times before task master got out his shield and gave Spidey the beat down of his life. "yes yes yes, after so many years of watching you" "so many, I've only been spider-man for 4 years. thats not that many years." "ugh shut u..."
thats when a mysterious white figure came in from a rooftop and slashed its sword at taskmasters arm making it bleed and then kicked his leg to the ground and stabbed the sword through it making sure it stayed through the ground "well well well if it isn't the unbelievable gwenpool." said spidey "you'd better believe it." she said as she putting handcuffs on taskmaster "you better kill me. I saw your moves and the next time we fight, it'll be more deadly." "ok then," Gwen Poole said pointing a Glock at his face "1 2 3 "Gwen no" spidey shot a web at the gun and pulled it into his hand. "we do not just go around killing people" "oh come on C, have a little fun once in a while." she pulled up his mask "yeah but we can't just go around killing people. it'll make us look..." Gwen placed her lips on spidey. they kissed for a few minutes before taskmaster spoke again
"you know you should really stop kissing and watch your prisoner because..." taskmasters arms (free from the cuffs) grabbed the sword that was holding his leg down and struck a really cool pose "he just might escape." it was a standoff between a man that learns your moves and a couple of costumed kids "adults" adults with powers.
FIGHT. taskmaster dropped the sword and got out his shield ready to give them a really good beat down. he threw his shield at our heroes but they just dodged it running at taskmaster. Gwen got out her other sword and slashed at taskmaster. skully boi's shield came back to him and he used it to block one of the oncoming attacks and then backhanded Gwen. spidey ran up to him and tried to swing a few hits at skully but task dodged all of them and returned the favor by kicking him to the ground and when Spidey got up he chucked his shield at the poor spiders head temporarily knocking him out.
"pathetic" taskmaster said "you fought hard though, just not strategically." taskmaster walked up to spidey "and thats what got you killed" he pulled out a gun and pointed it at spideys head. BANG! taskmasters chest started to bleed a little. as he fell to the ground it is revealed that gwenpool shot him in the back "what you think we'd kill the main character in the first chapter of his own fanfic thats a one-shot series thats only going to end when the creator gets tired of it? heck no." Gwen Poole went up to spidey and dragged him on to her bike and drove him to her apartment
a few hours later
spidey woke up on the couch in Gwen's apartment "finally you woke up" "what happened" "shortly after you were knocked out, skully boi came up to you and was about to shoot you so thinking on my feet, I got out my trusty Glock and shot him. he is now presumed dead." "why presumed." "because the author is writing this one-shot series we're in and is going to come up with some bull sh** retcon." "I can see that actually. but why am I in your apartment and not mine" "because yours is dirty and I wanted to make sure you woke up safely" "and thats why I fell in love with you" Carlos sat upright and kissed Gwen. " I love you too webhead." they kissed some more until Carlos got up, bid her fair well, and went back to his apartment.
A/N: yeah I ain't the best author so I'd appreciate a good review some and some tips to make my fanfics better (especially fight scenes) so please hit your boy up with a little pm with some tips and see you all in the next chapter
