Perfect
Fandom: The Princess Bride (movie)
Written for: mazily in the Yuletide 2006 Challenge
by Merlin Missy
Author's Note: As per the story summary, the following is slash. If you do not like slash, then you shouldn't read it. If you don't like slash and read it anyway, then you shouldn't complain to me that the story is "OMG SLASH! AND I HATE SLASH! HOW DARE YOU!" because I will assume you are too stupid to read a story summary, and I will mock you in public places. Just so we're clear.

Since the invention of the kiss, there had been six that were considered absolutely perfect.

This wasn't one of them.

This kiss was sloppy, and wet, and clumsy, and more than a bit drunk, and come the morning, neither Westley nor Inigo would even remember it, lost in a cacophony of sex. They'd recall strong ale and stronger pain, the smell of sweat and the lice in the mattress, not this first broken touch.

But now, lost in the moment and both so alone they could scream, the Dread Pirates Roberts each found this kiss as perfect as a rose.