Happy Birthday Day Busy Bee
Hey there YoruichiXSoiFon1 here for the B-day challenge I want to thx all of the reviewers for their reviews and favorite they really gave me a big boost of confident I also want to thx my friends for encouraging my to keep writing and don't worry Dudette I haven't forgotten about my other story I promise I'll get it up as soon as I get this one done. Oh and before I forget some of the char will definitely be OOC, that's on purpose, who said that you can't change them a little bit don't like it…not my problem. Hope you guys like it. I told ya I would fix any mistakes and here the results for the first chap, I want to thx my beta for fixing up my story I couldn't of done it without her THX a bunch Dudette XD.
Yoruichi: I'm pretty sure they will after all, it is my little bee's birthday and I cant wait to give her my presents.
Soi Fon: Lady Yoruichi you didn't have to get me anything just the fact you remembered is good enough *blushes*
Yoruichi: nonsense it's your B-Day why wouldn't I get a present for my bee, and beside I always remember why wouldn't I * hugs Soi*
Soi Fon: *blushes harder* I guess your right
Week Off
Soi Fon was sitting under a tree in the sakura grove watching the petals dance in the sunlight, you see the young captain's birthday was coming up so she was given a week off, but instead of relaxing and enjoying the day all she could think about was her paperwork. She was trying real hard to forget about the paperwork work sitting on her desk, but the harder she tries the more persistent it got, and so with a defeated sigh she stands up with a small smile on her face and says "Well, I'm not going to be able to relax so I might as well get the rest of the paperwork signed…It's only half a stack I'll be done in no time."
With that she flashed stepped to her office making sure to enter through the back window, lest someone sees her and notify Captain Unohana 'that women can be really scary when she wants to be' she thought as she sat down at her desk. Before she even got the pen to the paper she hears chuckling coming from behind her, she looks over her shoulders at the window she just entered not even a moment ago to see none other then Yoruichi sitting on the window sill grinning like a Cheshire cat, her eyes widen at the realization that she'd been caught red-handed 'damn, busted'. Yoruichi notice this and couldn't help but chuckle.
"Well well, this is a first," She teased, seeing the confusion on her little bee's face she explained "Usually people sneak out of the office to get away from work, not sneak I in to do work, especially on their time off." she finish chuckling which turn in to a full blown laugh when the Captain's face was colored a deep red.
She turned back towards her desk the blush still on her face with her hands in her lap as she mumbled, "I couldn't help it, it just kept bugging me no matter how I much try to forget about it, cause I only had a little left so I figured I'd go ahead and get it done."
The goddess just shook her head slowly as she made her way over to her, "You're such a workaholic, Soi"
"Am not."
"Oh really, then why don't you just leave this paperwork until your week is up"
"-…-"
"HA, see told ya"
"Hmf," Yoruichi laughed at Soi Fon's lack of response, then something dawned on her.
"Hey Soi," Said women turned to look at the women besides her.
"yea"
"Why were you sneaking into your office anyway….And since when do you leave unfinished paperwork you always have it done after you finish training the squad if not earlier."
The dark haired women tensed at the memory of what happen earlier. "I got interrupted"
She knew it was a weak excuse because she knew that no one in their right mind would ever disturb her unless it was a very important message or one of the other captains themselves and Yoruichi knew this as well.
Yoruichi raised an eyebrow at that sorry excuse but said nothing on the matter instead she decided to play along, "By whom? No one would dare even set foot in your office even when your not there."
Soi Fon involuntarily shudder as she told her what happened, she listen intently wondering what got Soi so bothered.
FLASH BACK
3 Hours Ago
Captain Soi Fon had just finished the squad's training and was headed towards her office to finish her paperwork. As soon as she stepped into her office she noticed that the Captain of Squad 4, Retsu Unohana was causally looking around her office. She raised an eyebrow at this, wondering what the captain was doing here. She cleared her throat before asking with an edge in her voice, "Is there something I can help you find?"
Soi Fon was irritated at the fact that the squad 4 captain was looking around her office without her permission. Unohana turned to the stoic captain with a motherly smile, "No, actually I was waiting for you."
She raised an eyebrow at that as she made her way over to her desk before sitting down. "Well, I'm sorry if I kept you waiting. I wasn't expecting you or anyone for that matter."
She gestured Retsu to take a seat on the couch that was 10 feet away from the desk as she thought, 'Well that's not true I was expecting one person to drop by, but I knew it was too much to hope for.' Soi Fon then picked up the pen to start on her work. A few moments passed before she addressed the squad 4 captain without pausing in her work. "So, what did you want to see me about?"
Retsu watched the captain work for a few moments before answering, "I just came by to remind you that your week off starts today."
"I'm aware of that, but I have too much work to do so I wont be taking any time off" She said still working while thinking offhandedly, 'I don't see why everyone gets so scared around her, even Zaraki, I just don't get it.'
Then she felt a sudden change in the atmosphere it felt dark and overpowering. It was so strong that the entire Second Division felt it and promptly stood away from the captain's office. She hesitantly looked up from her desk to see Unohana with a shadow over her eyes as she spoke with a eerily sweet voice, "I know you can be what Yoruichi would call 'a very busy bee', but even busy bees need a break every once in awhile, even if I have to convince them to take one."
Soi Fon was scared of her wits, though she didn't show it 'I take it back, I can see exactly why they are so terrified of her she's a demon in a humans body, well as human as you can get here. But I'll be damn if I show her I'm intimidated.'
Clearing her throat once more to make sure her voice is steady only after she did so did she notice that her hands were shaking. 'Damn…I need to get out of here fast before my whole body starts shaking. Besides, I don't want to find out how she plans on convincing me. Damn it I should be able to control myself better then this.' With that she steeled her nerves and said with a surprisingly clam and steady voice, "I suppose it wouldn't hurt to take some time off. Lady Yoruichi has said on a few occasions that I work extremely hard and that working isn't the only means in life, and that I need to relax more because all this stress is going to give me wrinkles at an early age."
They share a small chuckle though Soi Fon still terrified and atmosphere haven't change despite Unohana demeanor going back to normal. As the young captain made her way to the office door the squad 4 captain said "Oh, and Happy Birthday. I know it's a little early but I figured I'd say it now since I doubt you'll be here on your birthday." She finish with a knowing smile,
Soi nodded her thanks not trusting her voice and flash stepped to the sakura grove to steady her nerves, 'I wonder what she meant by that' she thought as she got closer to the grove.
END FLASH BACK
By the end of the story Soi was shaking like a new born kitten and Yoruichi was hugging her from the side rubbing her arm trying to calm the shaken bee, "Aw my poor little bee, I'm sorry you had to see that, I know how persuasive she can be"
Yoruichi shuddered slightly remembering the times when she to had to face her wrath, but despite all that she had a soft smile on her face cause she knew she was the only one Soi would allow this close mentally and physically. After a few moments she calmed down and gave her a small smile along with blush before saying "Thanks, Lady Yoruichi. That woman can be really scary when she wants to be."
Yoruichi laughed as she reluctantly let go of Soi already missing the warmth that Soi's body provided. She wanted to keep holding her little bee, to kiss her and tell she loves her, 'But I can't. I have no right after what I put her through, but still she deserves to know, but what if she rejects me or worse thinks I'm sick and doesn't want to be bothered with me anymore. I won't be able to handle that, at least now I have her friendship and that's good enough. That settles it Soi Fon will never know my feeling for her.' she thought getting a little depressed but shook that feeling off 'Now is not the time to be wallowing in self pity.' And with that she decided that she would cheer herself up and what better way to do that then to mess with her little bee.
"You know you and Unohana are the same in a way." She said with a cat like grin.
The young women snapped her head up and looked at her with a curious gaze as she said, "And how exactly are we alike? If you haven't notice we're complete opposite."
"That's true, but think about it Soi, overall she's nice but she can be real scary and demanding when she wants to be, you can be nice when you want to be but overall yo-" the goddess shut her mouth quickly at the look she was getting that clearly said that 'finish-that-sentence-and-no-tag-for-a-week'.
You see, Soi Fon here found out that the one thing that the flash master love to do more than anything, beside bug the hell out of the stoic captain is play tag which wasn't too hard to find out since Yoruichi starts acting like Yachiru when ever she and Soi are fixing to play. Tag to Yoruichi is like candy to Yachiru. So she decide to use it to her advantage (but only when it was really necessary) which worked surprisingly well, she only had to enforce it once and that's only because Yoruichi didn't believe that Soi was serious at first.
Oh, how wrong she was, she had continued to mess with Soi Fon and in doing so accidentally spilled ink all over a month and a half worth of finished paperwork, you could say after that Soi had no problem out of the werecat.
She shuddered as she remembered that miserable week. Yoruichi gave her an innocent look while squirming where she stood a little. She hated that look. "What, I was only joking little bee, I didn't mean anything by it"…..'Even if it's true.' She finished the last part in her head giving her a soft smile as she went to lie on the couch.
Soi Fon saw that she indeed didn't mean anything by it and gave a small smile in return before returning back to her paperwork. She sat there for a good 5 min before she gave an exasperated sigh and stood up to leave. Yoruichi saw her stand up from the corner of her eye and couldn't help but wonder what was wrong with her, she haven't even touched the paperwork since she's been in here.
"Hey, what's wrong?" She asked sitting up, the young captain turn to look at the goddess a little annoyed.
"Nothing, I just can't concentrate, it feels like she's still in here, and it's driving me crazy" she finish as she went through the window.
Yoruichi just blinked a few time before following after the captain laughing, "I know what you mean her present seems to linger when she wants it to."
With that they walked aimlessly around the Seireitei talking about random stuff as Soi Fon started to wonder, 'does Lady Yoruichi even know that it'll be my birthday tomorrow…why would she know or even care for that matter, it's not like I'm anyone special, unlike Urahara she must think the world of him' she thought with a small frown on her face.
"Hey Soi,"
"Hmm,"
"Do you want to go to the world of the living for your week off, I could show you a lot of cool stuff it has to offer" She said with a big grin hoping that the little bee will say yes.
"I don't know I got to keep an eye on my sorry excuse for a vice-captain to make sure he doesn't screw up my squad."
"Uh uh uh, you're suppose to be relaxing… Do I have to go and tell Unohana on you."She said grinning from ear to ear.
Soi stiffened before quickly shaking her head and saying kinda panicky "No no, that'll be alright, but I should at least make sure he gets the schedule right even though he should know it by heart already or I'm going to have a lot more work when I get back." She sighed.
Yoruichi gave her a sympathetic look before saying with an evil smirk and glee in her voice. "Oh, you don't have to worry about it. I took care of that for you before I came to see you."
"Really?" Soi said with a smirk of her own. She was relived that she won't have to redo everything when she gets back.
"Yep,"
"Then let get out of here." She said with a smile happy that she'll actually be able to relax for once and also cause she'll be far away from 'that demon'(Retsu Unohana XD).
Yoruichi smiled while pointing in the direction of the gate while shouting over enthusiastically, "That's more like it, to the Senkaimon!" As she flashed stepped to said gate Soi Fon just chuckled before following the goddess with her own flash step.
OFF AT THE SECOND DIVISON TRAINING GROUND
Omeada stood in front of the entire squad actually training them correctly, while shaking like a leaf. His hand reaching up to around his neck where a weird but stylish metal collar rested "Damn it, it's not fair I was going to have a nice relaxing week since the captain wasn't going to be around and that stupid ex-captain had to ruin it." He wined as he replayed the event in his mind.
FLASH BACK
Yoruichi stood in front of him swinging a strange looking collar around her finger as she spoke in a serious and commanding voice that was not lost on the fat idiot, "Now listen, and listen well because I will not repeat myself understood?"
He nodded his head vigorously, "Yes loud and clear." he said while spiting crumbs all over her face.
'I can see why little bee hates him so much, he's disgusting.' She grimaced as she wiped her face off with her sleeve before she continued, "Good, first off I will be taking Soi Fon to the world of the living for her week off and I need to make sure everything runs smoothly and that where this collar comes in."
The vice captain started to get real happy at the thought of his captain not being around for a whole week. 'Yes, I can do whatever I want for a whole week' he thought as he continued to pay close attention to the ex-captain. "You see, this collar that I'm holding has the entire schedule for Squad 2, the Stealth Force, and the Punishment Force that my little bee does everyday built in it. The collar will let the wearer know when each thing on the schedule is to be executed and should the wearer refuse it will administer a rather painful shock."
Yoruichi spoke with an amused look while Omeada just looked at her for a minute before responding. "That's all well and good, but why are you telling me all this?"
Yoruichi just grinned before disappearing before his eyes and before he even had a chance to blink he heard a click followed by feeling some extra weight on his neck followed by Yoruichi reappearing in front of him, though all he saw was a flicker in her image when she disappeared.
"Huh?" Was all he could say as he looked down and touched the collar. He then realized that Yoruichi no longer had it in her hand and his eyes widen with realization as she grinned even wider before turning to walk away. When she was some feet away she called over her shoulder, "Oh yeah, I almost forgot it will know whether your doing them right or not, and guess what happens if your not. Oh, and if you tamper with it in anyway it will electrocute you." And with that she flash stepped away to visit her busy bee.
END FLASHBACK
"Damn it." Was all he said ~1:00pm Stealth Force Shunpo training~ "Hmf, whatever I'm not doing it."
…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ… "AAAAAHHHHHHH OUCH!…. Alright, alright I'm going. Damn, I was hoping she was just kidding. I should have known better." He said making his way to the shunpo training ground smoking slightly.
Me: so how ya like it
Yoruichi: I thought it was great
Omeada: not for me
Soi Fon: speak for yourself I quite enjoy seeing you get fry
Omeada: hmf ~3:45 train new recruiter~ oh fuck forget it I'm training some snot nose think they're too good too-" BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ… *smoking like a burnt BBQ* fine I'll do it *cough up smoke*
Soi Fon: I got to saw I'm loving that collar….maybe I'll get my own for Urahara and program it to shock every time he goes near Lady Yoruichi *rubbing palms evilly* MWAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: is she going to be okay *cowering behind desk*
Yoruichi: I have no idea *take a few steps away from Soi* what is she even laughing about anyways?
Me: no clue *sneaks out the door*
Yoruichi: HEY! You can't leave you're the host
Me: * yells from a distance* BITE ME!
Yoruichi: *sighs* Review guys tell us whatcha think *walks over to Soi and knock her out* glad that's over she was starting to give me a headache once she gets started she can go on forever. Ok now the next chapter will be up before Soi's big days end hope you guys enjoy this chap see ya. And don't worry she'll fix the second chap soon so hold on
