Warnings: AU oneshot
Notes: Written on a whim...hope you find it cute (:

Jest

The court jester just stared blankly at the princess. "Will nothing make her laugh?"

Fortunately, the lady Aoko, a longtime friend of the jester, patted him on the back and gave him comforting words. "Princess Akako laughs at nothing...except the suffering of others."

"Physical comedy, eh?" Kaito asked, staring at the redhead.

"You are not amusing me." Akako warned.

"I give up. I'm going back to being a nobleman." Kaito said with a heavy sigh.

"What about juggling?" Aoko asked.

"She said it was boring and simple because I wasn't even levitating the pins as I tossed them." He deadpanned. Having a Lucifer-worshipping witch for a princess was annoying sometimes.

"Making scarves disappear?"

"She said she could do that herself if she wanted to."

"Rabbits from a hat?"

"I'm a jester, not a magician."

"Good jokes?"

"She doesn't really appreciate panty humor."

Aoko turned red. "Panty humor?"

"Yeah, I discuss the patterns of your panties. They're always green on Wednesdays--" He began but was immediately punched by Lady Aoko.

In fact, the lady brandished a mop and began to beat him over the head with it.

"Quality entertainment." The satisfied princess smirked.