This is the best FF u will ever read. Its amazing. Disclaimer: I do not own characters. Only this beautiful story about love, pain, and beauty i own. - - - - -


ONE DAY, HARRY WAS WALKING AROUND, HUMMING HIS FAVORITE SONG, "POP GOES THE WEASEL." THEN HE HEARD A WEIRD NOISE. HE WALKED INTO SNAPES ROOM CUZ THATS WHERE THE NOISE WAS COMING FROM. TO HIS HORROR SNAPE AND MALFOY WERE DANCING TO SEXYBACK. HARRY WAS SCARED, BUT THEN HE STARTED WATXHING SNAPE. HE LOOOVED THE WAY SNAPES HIPS MOVED. SNAPE WAS SOOOO HOT WHEN HE DANCED! HARRY COULD JUST, LIKE, DIE. HE DECIDED TO JOIN SNAPE AND DRACO. WHEN HE GOT THERE SNAPE AND DRACO WERE LIKE, "OMG HARRY-BOO, THERE ARE, LIKE, NO GRYFFINDORS ALLOWED ON THE DANCE FLOOR! ONLY, LIKE, SLYTHERINS."

SO THEN HARRY STARTED CRYING. SNAPE WENT TO HARRY AND PUT A COMFORTING ARM AROUND HIM.

"DONT CRY HARRY-BOO! U KNOW WHAT? WE WILL LET U DANCE SEXYBACK WITH US." SAID A KIND MOO-MOO SNAPE. HARRY-BOO SMILED.

THEY DANCED FOR HOURS AND THEN HARRY DECIDED TO KISS SNAPE'S CUTE LITTLE TOMATO LIPS. HE ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH. THEN MALFOY WAS FEELING LEFT OUT, THE POOR BABY, SO HARRY LEFT, HUMMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL" TO HIMSELF.

HARRY WENT TO THE COMMON ROOM AND BEGAN TO SING "POP GOES THE WEASEL" AGAIN." HE FOUNDE HERMIONE WEARING A PINK TUTU, AND EATING A HAGRID-SHROOM.

"HEY HARRY!" SAID HERMIONE, "DID U JUST SAY POP GOES THE WEASLEY?"

"NO!" HARRY SCOFFED, "I WAS SINGING-" BUT THEN A GREAT IDEA CAME TO HIM. "I MEAN, YES HERMY-EGG, I WAS SINGING POP GOES THE WEASLEY!"

HERMIONE LOOK INCREDIBLY CONFUSED. WHO COULD BLAME HER? I MEAN SHE WAS, AFTERALL, AN EGG IN A TUTU, EATING A HAGRID-SHROOM.

AND EGS DONT WEAR TUTUS

. NOR DO THEY EAT HAGRID-SHROOMS.

CUZ THAT'S JUST WRONG.

"HARRY," HERMIONE ASKED, "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO "POP A WEASLEY"? I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, SCIENTIFICALLY INCORRECT-"

HARRY-BOO WAS MAD.

"HERMY-EGG! YOU STUPID UGLY FAT RETARDED MOOMOO MANGO BUMMED HOE! HOW THE DAMN HELL IS ANYTHING SCIENTIFIC?! THIS IS THE DANG WIZARDING WORLD YOU POOPED UP EGG!"

"IM S-S-SO SORRY HA-HARRY!" SHE TREMBLED. "I CAN'T HELP IT! I ENJOY THE COMPANY OF A MOOSE!"

THIS CALMED HARRY DOWN.

"YOU ARE RIGHT MY DEAR EGG POOP. IM SORRY I YELLED AT YOU."

"ITS FINE." HERMIONE SPOKE UP AFTER A ROUND OF QUIET FARTS.

"HARRY, ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW ME HOW THIS THING WORKS? THE POP GOES WEASLEY THING? "

"OH YES MY LEGITIMATE EGGY MARBLE, YOU WILL SEE NOW."

HERMY-EGG AND HARRY-BOO WANDERED AROUND FOR A WHILE, UNTIL THEY FOUND RONNY BOY.

"HEY RONNY BOY!" SCREAMED HARRY-BOO.

"YES HARRY-BOO?"

"WE HAVE A PIE MADE JUST FOR YOU!"

RONNY BOY'S FACE LIT UP LIKE A POOP ON FIRE.

"REALLY HARRY-BOO? YOU WOULD DO THIS FOR ME?"

"OF COURSE."

"WHERE IS IT?!"

"IT IS HERE. COME WITH MME AND HERMY-EGG."

THEY WENT INTO A ROOM FILLED WITH PRETTY PINK COWS. IN THE MIDDLE THEIR WAS A GIGANTIC OVEN.

"HARRY-BOO? WHERE IS THE PIE?" ASKED RONNY BOY. "MY HANDS AND MOUTH ARE TINGLING WITH ANTICIPATION!"

"JUST GO INTO THE OVEN, RONNY BOY. THEN YOU WILL FIND IT."

RONNY BOY JUMPED IN.

"HARRY! RON SCREAMED. "THERE IS NO PIE CAN YOU-"

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, FOR HARRY HAD LOCKED THE OVEN DOOR, AND MADE IT 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 DEGREES IN THERE.

RON WAS BANGING ON THE DOOR. SUDDENLY, THE OVEN BEGAN TO SHAKE, AND THE INSIDE OF THE OVEN SEEMED TO BURST WITH RED. BLOOD, AND STRANGE CHUNKS SEEMED TO SPLURT ALL OVEN THE OVEN WALLS. HARRY POPPED UP AND SANG, "POP GOES THE WEASLEY!"

HARRY-BOO AND HERMY-EGG, THEN LEFT HAND IN HAND, EATIND HAGRID SHROOMS.

AS FOR THE PINK COWS, AND THE LEFTOVERS OF RONNY BOY... WELL... I'LL JUST LEAVE THAT TO YOUR IMAGINATION.

THE END.