Hephaestus: Wait...You are not Rick Riordan.
Hera: Duuh, red face!
Hestia: You don't own us either.
Me: Yep. Thanks for doing the disclaimer!
Hephaestus & Hestia: You're welcome.
Hera: Wait. WHAAAAT!
Me: Let's get on-
Hephaestus & Hestia: Sure!
Hera: Noo...
Hephaestus' POV
"Hephaestus TV here!" I announced. For no reason, I felt like I could film the fat hammer, sorry...I mean Pan and what he is doing now. I had already installed the first ever CCTV in Pan's home, a grassland. I feel sorry for the old satyr. His old, twisted mind told him to make a home there, not a workshop. Now that is much, much better.
"Stop thinking 'bout screwdrivers and continue, red face!" The most annoying goddess, Hera, screamed.
"Shut up," I mumbled.
"How dare ya..." Hera left the scene. I assumed that Hera wanted to tell Zeus to zap me with his master bolt. Too bad, Zeus drank Dionysus' Merlot wine. So I continued.
"Let's check out Pan!" I shouted. My (imaginary) audience cheered loudly.
I grinned broadly. "Thank you, great audience! So..." I smiled.
I switched to...wait. Map Tracker wrote that Pan is a meter away from his brother. Something is on his hand and advancing slowly.
"Everybody, Pan's doing something mysterious!" I screamed.
I quickly went to Pan's brother's cave and looked.
The color came quickly.
I suddenly saw The Fates, handling over the thread. The hag with the scissors, Atropos, snipped off the thread. Then red came to the camera. Yeah, not ichor, 'cause Pan's immortal, but his brother is adopted (Whatever) and a pesky demigod.
"Audience! Pan killed his brother!" My (still imaginary) audience and the gods panicked. Even Juno (I'm in a more Vulcan mood) summoned The Fates.
Atropos mumbled,"Not my fault!".
"Whose fault is it!" Both Juno and I shouted, then glared at each other.
"Pan's wishes to be a god and hatred for his brother caused it to be," she replied before fading away. Ares and I cursed the same words and we glared at each other.
Apollo ignored us and used a microphone and say," Gods, important-".
"Hey! That is my invention!" I interrupted. Too bad that he prophecised One Direction's 'What Makes You Beautiful' and is hearing his recording in headphones and continued," message! This young man's gonna help us at Universe War 5!".
The gods quieten at 'Universe War 5', but was interrupted by Ares.
"Puny," he corrected. Both Athena and I glared at him but Aphrodite looked lovingly at him and smooched. I looked at Aphrodite lovingly (ignore the red face) but she smooched at Ares again. Hera (I'm in a more Hephaestus state), Hestia, Artemis and Apollo shadow-traveled here with a very tired looking Hades panting at their heels.
I guess Zeus is now un-drunk and threatened to zap Hades again if he did not shadow-travel with them. Hera used the master bolt to zap Hades again and he shadow-traveled us to the Empire State Building 599th floor, which is hidden from annoying drills.. I mean demigods. When I looked at Hades, he is both panting and snoring like he was forced to run three marathons non-stop and Hypnos gave him a bed. When I turned, there is a new boy...Pan's brother.
Hestia's POV
"Then Pan killed that demigod!"Rumored the Greek gods (Who says that gods can't gossip?) .
"What demigod?" I asked Hera, the nearest goddess to me. Gods and goddesses hardly cared about demigods, plus dead ones, but it was pretty unusual since Pan tried to kill a demigod. He is definitely not the killing type. Ares is, though. Definitely suspicious.
"His brother, duh," Hera replied rudely.
"Impossible!" I exclaimed.
Then a deep voice boomed up, "I'm gonna defeat Constarllation!". I recognized the voice immediately. The ultra daring minor god, Heracles.
"I recommend not, Heracles," Zeus told him, though Ares grinned broadly. I knew that Ares would enjoy Heracles with a black eye very much. Revenge for stepping on Ares toe 'accidentally' .
After three minutes, Heracles came back with a smiley-faced band-aid on his chin, a pair of crutches, two black eyes, eleven plasters, glitter glue on his hair and egg white dripping down his arms. Guess that Constarllation wanted to embarrass him a little bit.
Hermes shouted," Message from Constarllation: Please get Pan's brother movin'! Better not end up like the weakling that came to my home when I was showerin'!".
Everybody went pale. It was not normal that Constarllation made threats. He was good-natured and modest, but as powerful as a...wizard, I guess. Even he defeated Zeus.
"Hera, Artemis, Apollo, come with me,"I commanded. The twins nodded. Hera scowled but obeyed (Ha! The Queen of Gods actually obeyed me? I need to thank Constarllation, really) .
"Hades, shadow travel us!"Hera commanded. Hades scowled, about to refuse.
"Ya dare..."Zeus brandished his master bolt and The Lord of The Underworld started to tremble in fear. Wicked.
"Shadow travel where?" Hades scowled (Hephaestus would be jealous!) .
"To the body!"Artemis gave a scowl like Hades. I suppose that if Artemis wasn't a virgin goddess and Hades did not marry Persephone, they would be a happy couple.
We immediately transported to Pan's brother, with Hades panting a little bit.
"Not quite dead yet,"observed Apollo.
"Not dead,"complained Hades. They both gave matching glares at each other.
"Okay?"Artemis asked. She used her silver bow and arrow to shoot at the body.
"Underworld Guy, is this boy dead now?"she asked.
"Definitely,"he nodded.
"Then reborn him!"I shouted. He grimaced. I believed that he wanted to celebrate the death of Pan's brother.
"No!"he quarreled. Hera took out Zeus' master bolt from a diet Pepsi can and gave Hades a small zap on his left foot. He yelped like how the Lord of the Underworld shouldn't yelp. Or to be modest, a squalling baby (Don't kill me!)
Suddenly a baby boy appeared. Definitely him in his baby form. "Shadow travel us to the Empire State Building 599th floor!"Hera commanded.
"B-but-"Hades stuttered.
"No buts!"Hera growled.
We immediately went there."Now shadow travel us to Hephaestus' forge!"Hera barked at Hades.
"Noo..."he whined. Hera zapped him on the right pinkie. "Ow!"He complained. We transported to Hephaestus' forge after two minutes of whining, complaining and zapping.
"O Iris,goddess of the Rainbow, please accept my offering. Show me the gods of Olympus!" I said. The first thing we saw is Poseidon bathing (Luckily, he wrapped a bathrobe around himself)
"My underpants*"He screeched."What are ya doing?"
"Tell the Greek gods to meet at Hephaestus' forge! Bye!"Apollo growled. When I turned I saw Hades snoring on a burning coal,then yelping and sleeping somewhere. When they came I shook Hades awake.
He groaned but I made a geyser under Hades. He went to the Empire State Building 599th floor again.
When everybody saw Pan's brother reborn, they gasped. "Hey, Hades, one more spot,"Demeter said gently. Demeter apparently did not try to threaten Hades. Bad.
"To wheree?"he mumbled sleepily.
"To Constarllation," Demeter replied immediately.
*Poseidon's Underpants
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Anyway, Pan's brother's name is Skye, but he's going to change his name in the story. Guess whether it is Aliothe or Physis (Possibly Die Guy too),just not the PJO and HoO characters.
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