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Safari:Hi hi! Welcome to Sonic truth or dare! I am one of your hostess' Safari the cat!
Kinx:And I am Kinx the echidna! As you can see,it's my name...yesh! Soooo...Saffy how are we gonna start?
Safari:...IDK...We cant start the torture until we get some reviews.
Shadow: What!? Torture!?
Safari: (laughs evily)Yesh! And we need you readers to help!
Kinx: Oops, guess I forget to tell them n.n; silly me.
Knuckles:Haven't we been in enough truth or dare fics!?
Kinx:No Mr. Bishie , not until I say so!
Knuckles: O.O Oh (bleep) not another fangirl!
Tails:Hahaha! Sucks for you Knuckles!
Safari:Uh...actually Tails...
Kinx: OMG! FLUFFY!!!(glomps Tails) I WUV YOU!!!
Tails:AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! LET ME GO!!!(finally gets free from Kinx)
Safari:Hahahahahaha! Man this is AWSOME! I'm also a fangirl.
Everyone except Kinx: (backs away)
Safari:...of a certain couple.
Everyone: (sigh in releif)
Sonic:So what couple are you a fan of? Son-
Amy:SONAMY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Safari:No...but I like that couple.
Rouge:What about Shadouge?
Safari: (twitch) No.
Rouge: okay...what about Knucouge?
Safari: (back to normal)Again not my top fave but I like that couple.
Tails:Tailsmo? Tailscream?
Safari:I like both of those but there is one couple that I think is absolutely perfect.
Silver:SILVAZE!?!?
Safari: (twitch)(fangs bared)
Kinx:Uh...oh...thats not good...
Silver:What I say?
Kinx:Your so srcewed so start running and I'd say it was nice knowing you but..nah your gay...BYE SILVER!!!(moves away from Silver)
Silver:What!? I'm not ga-
Safari: (claws out)DIE!!!
Silver: OH (bleep)(turns and runs)AAAAAAGGGHH!!!HELP MEEE!!!
Cream:Shouldn't we help ?
Sonic: (lays down)Nah,he deserves it.
Blaze:Yeah,he gets way too clingy.
Safari: (finishes slaughtering Silver)
Silver: (Dead)
Safari: (back to normal again)Now that that's over...
Kinx: (eating candy and popcorn and drinking a soda)If your finished we should end this chappy quickly so the readers can send in torture stuff.
Safari:AWWWW!!!...okay...send in those dares and truths!
Sonic:Wait! You havent told us what couple you're a fan of.
Safari: Oh you'll find out.
Everyone except Kinx:What!?
Kinx:Uhhh...I think we're forgetting something.
Safari:...OH!Send in any truth or dare we will make the characters do ANY dare or answer ANY truth!You could also send them into that closet over there(points to closet)or you could tell us to throw someone to the fangirl/boy crowd we have surrounding the entire stage like this(grabs Espio and throws him to the fangirls)
(Fangirls screaming doubles)
Espio:AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!! YOU SUCK SAFA- HEY LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Safari:That all or did I forget something?
Kinx: (thinks hard)uuuuuuuuummmm...Nope I think thats it! So readers send in those dares!...And truths!!!(grins evily)I cant wait!
Kinx:Yeah,sooooooo...there you have it! I apologize if Safari offended any silvaze,shadouge or any other couple fans she didnt mean it she just forgot to take her cat nap Safari: Yeah sorry about that! ^^; Well send in those reviews! Pretty please!
