Avalon Told You I was Real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Author's (Averie) Note: Thank you for your much-appreciated reviews. For those of you who don't have any idea what I'm talking about, or think that it is weird, just stay away!!!!!!!!! A special thanx goes out to all my pleased reviewers. Your support means a lot. As Avalon has told you, she did not write this, but she does truly love the flames. I hope what you have read and will come across brightens your day. Thanx again, Averie

P.S. Hermione is w/Victoria 'Secret' Krum
Harry Potter
And the
Death Duel

Harry: So, did you guys hear about the Death Duel, where you fight to the....

Ron: Yes we know, where you fight to the death, hence the name" Death Duel".

Hermione: I don't want anything that has to do with death, especially if Victor is competing. I don't want him to die like Cedric, poor Cho.

George: Why can't they have any Quidditch matches? We could call it " Battle of the Balls"............


6 Weeks Later

Harry: Today is the big day!

Ron: Do you really think you'll win up against Lord Voldermort? Death Eaters screaming LORDY,LORDY VOLDERMORTY

Hermione: Oh stop bothering him, he's worried enough.


Ding.................

Ron: Well there goes Fred, bet we'll never see him again.

Lord Voldermort: Avada Kedavra !!!!!!!

Ron: Told you we'd never see him again!

Hermione: Oh no! There goes Victor ! Hope that pumped up pumpkin juice helped to build up those flimsy muscles into-

Lord Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!

George: That's two down, you to go!

Hermione: Oh please don't go Harry you will DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HORRIBLY!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Harry: I'm going in!

Lord Voldermort: Would you like some cheese Harry? You know how it is said " Ahh, The Power Of Cheese!"

Harry: Avardar Kerdavran?

Lord Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!!!!!!

Hermione: HEEEEEEEE ISSSSS DEADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: ( Silent Tiaras)
Crowds Still Cheering LORDY,LORDY VOLDERMORDY


By: Averie
I Love C.S.