Welcome to the first oneshot posted on Sadist's account! Okay, so yeah...i really HATE certain shecats for what they did to...really hawt toms, hehehe. This oneshit whoops sorry oneshOt LOLOl tells about the best shiping EVER! This is such a PURRfect pairing for lots of reasons. Firstly, come ON! Feathertail was WAY too old for Crowpaw. Like, she was born in Into the Wild and he was born WAAAY later. Gawd. And then...don't even get me started on NIGHTCLOUD. EW! She's so gross and mean and I really hate her. Like, I know she was being really defensive and stuff, but...what a BICTH.

Okay, on with the actual thing. Warning it contains some kind of bad stuff so don't read if your under ten

"Hey, Crowy" a dainty voice said.

The blackish gray (I don't know what color he is they always change it!) tomcat looked to see a really pretty and gorgeous brown tabby she-cat sitting behind him. As he watched with moon-dream-struck eyes she got to her little ivory paws and pranced sleazily over to him. He gulped in air: it was hard to resist her. "Hi--hi, Leeafpool. You look exctremly sexy tonight if you don't mind me saying."

She grinned so he could see her fangs. "Why thank you my dear." she purred. He stopped breathing when she came right up to him and shoved herbody beside his. "Do you know what I want to do right now Crowfeather?" Leafpool asked her mate for forever in almost a whisper but not quit.

"What!?" Crowfeather mewled exitedly.

"I want to roll you down that hill" she crooked her tail and pointed with it. "and when we get to the bottom lets make passionite love to eachother. (LOL yeah okay I know I kind of took that from the Sisters in Pants books but thats okay).

"YAY!! lET'S DO IT!!" the dark smokey tom screamed happily. So he jumped on her back and the rolled over and over and over and when they rolled all the way to the bottom of the flower-filled hill they did you-know-what. "OhohohohOOH!" Leafpool moaned and groaned as he shook and pushed inside of her.

"YUMOO!" Crofeather yowled. "Oh, Leafpool you sexy cat I want to love you forever and do THIS every minute of the day!"

"Me to, Crowy." she panted. "Me to."

:):):):):) So how did you like it okay? I know I'm not that good at writing fluff like I want to stick to homur with some adventure but I really wanted to write some romance today so I think I did it really good! PLEASE...R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&!!

I love Feathertail SOOOOO much she should have been with Cwowy. :(((