BEBD: Yet another weird dream I had after eating too much pie. YES, I SAID PIE! It is about Mokuba finding FanFiction on the Internet. MAYBE I HAD SMOKED A LITTLE POT…. I got Chazz Princeton to narrate.
Chazz: So where's the chocolate?
BEBD: After you read my script to the good people of Fan Fiction.
Chazz: Hey aren't you that crazy person who made Joey Wheeler cry?
BEBD: (gets out a bazooka) Read. The. Script.
Chazz: I'm reading!
(Clears throat) This story is called finding FanFiction.
Mokuba was bored. It was a Saturday afternoon, it was raining outside and Seto had gone to a meeting. He turned on his PC. He went on the Internet and did a random search
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Author's notes: YAY! RANDOM SEARCHES! Doesn't everyone do this when it's raining and they've got nothing to do?
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Umm… some of us have lives. (BEBD pulls out the bazooka) But you, of course have one!
He searched for Fiction. A web-site came up he had never even heard of before. He thought. He clicked on it and up came the FanFiction home page. He clicked on search and typed in Seto Kaiba. The first entry that came up was (this is made-up) Seto x Joey. That's just wrong. (Keep reading, or I'll blast your head off!) Anyway, he clicked on it.
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Author's notes: CLICKY!
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Now I see why Joey ran away crying like a little girl… (Bazooka heats up) I'm reading! I'm reading!
The introduction for the story went something like this;
"Yes it is another Joey and Seto love story. My brother came in today and said to me, 'you do know that all that stuff on there isn't real?' and I said, 'yes, I know it's only a TV show but I still have an imagination!' In your face, bro!"
Mokuba stopped reading. Only a TV show? Well that would explain the cameras and everything, but did that mean his whole life was a sham? A stupid hoax? It was too much for Mokuba to handle. His head burst. His head burst? And that's it? His head burst… how brilliant, how imaginative, how…
BOOM!
(Chazz blows into a million pieces)
BEBD: My finger slipped. Err… PIE! (Siren outside) Uh oh. SAVE MY POT AND PIE!
