Happy Go Lucky!!!
Disclaimer – I don't own Prince of Tennis, but I do own the plot.
A/N-Cheers!!! Enjoy this while you can... 0(-o-)0
WARNING: If you are a fan of any of these characters (Mizuki, Eiji, Kirihara, Yuuta, Fuji, Nanjiroh, Kaidoh, Momoshiro, Kawamura, Tezuka, Inui, Horio, Echizen, Karupin, Sakuno, Tomoko, Ryuuzaki, and St. Rudolph), then I suggest you not read this.
Almost 1900s, there lived a school where they taught kids to play tennis.
Then it burned and fell down.
Then someone brought seeds and planted it on top of the building.
Then the building grew one story high.
Then evil Mizuki came and destroyed half the building.
Then Eiji came and grew an apple pie tree as a cloud.
It started to rain sticky toothpaste.
Next it was striking tennis guts out of the sky.
Kirihara took over the world.
Then a hero grew from the Rudolphians and his name is Yuuta!!!
Syuusuke came and dragged Yuuta away.
But Yuuta made Syuusuke's older sister pregnant and they had Oishi.
Oishi brought home Nanjiroh the dog.
And Nanjiroh brought home Kaidoh the snake.
Kaidoh, meet Momoshiro the eagle.
Kaidoh and Momoshiro met Kawamura the hunter and lived happily in his stomach.
The garbage truck came for the left overs and took Kawamura away.
Then Nanjiroh says, "Mada mada dane!!!"
Then Nanjiroh brings home another Kaidoh.
Tezuka comes and saves the Rudolphians from Nanjiroh's snake.
Inui comes to take the Rikkai Dais away.
Then Horio pokes Inui in the ass.
Inui bombs Horio's house.
All of a sudden the bomb that Inui bombed Horio's house blew the inside of the core's earth.
KABOOM!!!
The earth's half changed into a Ponta.
The other half turned into Echizen and he drunk down the whole Ponta.
Then Echizen adopted a cat, it was so percolated that it had another cat named…Karupin.
Karupin was an evil cat.
And it had a tennis ball bomb in it.
Karupin ate everything he saw, so there was almost nothing left on earth.
He turned into a big fat evil cat.
Then a Rudolphian came and went KABOOM in the cat's stomach.
Karupin tried to get fat again and ate all the Rudolphians.
This time he cooked them first.
But he cooked them all because he wanted to cook all the Rudolphians fat out.
Karupin died later on after eating too much.
So he had a cousin to take his place, her name was Sakuno!
But Sakuno died from seeing Karupin ten years ago.
Then he had to find another cousin to take over before Sakuno died.
Her name was Tomoko.
Tomoko started to laugh so hard that she died too (also from looking at Karupin).
Too bad Karupin had no more relatives.
But Karupin was smart and he found a princess named Ryuuzaki to take over, but this princess could never die.
Karupin kissed princess Ryuuzaki and died himself.
The princess was upset and jumped in front of a huge rolling tennis ball which flattened everything, from nucleus membrane to eyeballs.
Princess Ryuuzaki's servants tried to fix her or tried to blow her back up with air, but they ended up deflating themselves too.
The world disappeared in to the sun.
KABOOM!!!
THE END!!!
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