Lilith: This one goes out to my buddy Vaati lover-chan!


Vaati: *sitting on the floor reading a book*

Ghirahim:*While sitting on the floor with him* Do you ever get tired of reading?

Vaati:*Closes book* you ever get tired of being stupid?

Ghirahim:I'm not stupid I'm far more intelligent than you.

Vaati: Oh yes, that's right I forgot youre not STUPID youre STEWPID!

Ghirahim: Well at least I'm not STOOPID like you.

Lilith: Now now girls play nice with one another youre both pretty.

Ghirahim and Vaati:*Facepalm*

Lilith:*Gets up leaves the room*

Vaati: Saaaaay, why don't you and I have a contest to see who's dummer?

Ghirahim: Hmmmmmm... How who's dummer AND a bigger failure?

Vaati: Okay... On one condition...

Ghirahim: What?

Vaati: The winner gets left alone to do as they please for one whole year.

Ghirahim: And the loser gets humiliated and beaten to a pulp.

Vaati: Deal.

Both: Lets do this!


Vaait:*While sitting on a bicycle wearing a helment and holding a long stick with padding on the end*The first test is modern jousting.

Ghirahim:*Also sitting on a bike with a stick and helment*Are we gonna start or what?

Vaati:CHARGE!

Ghirahim: Oh fu-*Gets knocked off his bike along with Vaati*

Vaati:*Moans in pain*Okay... that was not thought through... Who does that?

Ghirahim:You apperently...

Vaati: Okay lets move on nobody won that round...

Ghirahim: Yeah okay...


Vaati: This next one is... An oxymoron contest!

Ghirahim: A what? Oxymoron?

Vaati: JUMBO-SHRIMP!

Ghirahim: (0)_(0)*Begins thinking intensely* ROUNDBUNKSHUSLY-CALM!

Vaati: Umm I can't think of any more can you?

Ghirahim: Hell no... Lets do something else, MY pick.

Vaati: This better be good...

Ghirahim: Hmmmm...

Vaati: Let me guess it's a fasion show.

Ghirahim: I know! Jell-o diving!

Vaati: Wait... You don't mean...

Ghirahim: Oh but I do...

Vaati: Can we... Call this off?

Ghirahim: Why would you do that? Are you scared?

Vaati: No I just remembered I have a date tonight.

Ghirahim: Well, who is this miserable soul? Is he pretty?

Vaati: NO! They're a girl and... I met her on the internet...

Ghirahim: Pfft, HAHAHAH! Okay then what's her user name?

Vaati: Vaati lover-chan...

Ghirahim: Ohhh, It's a fangirl were dealing with... You better hurry!

Vaati: Thanks!


Lilith: Sorry Vaati lover-chan, I assumed you were a fangirl... Was I right? PLZ DON'T KILL ME! Keep reading and carry on! (0)_(0)...