A/N: This fanfic is very random………. You never know what to expect!!! Just be ready for a very weird random fanfic about absolutely anything that comes to my mind. Today I'm feeling very strange……. Maybe because I just got back from a 12 hour car trip from Georgia. I dunno.

Sorry, when I put this on it erased some parts (I dunno why) so some parts might make no sense because my stupid computer erased them. Just making sure you know that.

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Nothing but Random

Chapter 1 – Computer

"Hey Sakura!"

"WHAT NARUTO!?!?!?!?!?"

"Look what I found!" He held up a computer.

"Uhhh, Naruto, where'd you get that?"

"From Granny Tsunade! I stole it!"

"Naruto, you……"

"I CALL DIBS ON MYSPACE!!!!!!!" He ran off.

Silence.

"NO YOU DON'T!!! I CALL DIBS ON MYSPACE!!!" Sakura ran off after him.

Then she ran into Hinata…. Literally.

"Sorry Hinat……. Why is your face so red?"

"RAWR!" Hinata roared.

Sakura ran away while Hinata stood there growling and fuming for no dang reason.

She ran into the ramen shop where Naruto was busily doing something on MySpace.

"Hey Sakura, I'm playing on MySpace, it's really cool, yeah, oh and there are sites about ME, and you too but the sites are about ME there are no sites called or anything but you're in my sites which are about ME and WHY THE HELL DID SASUKE KILL OROCHIMARU!!!???"

"Uhhh, Naruto what are you talking about?"

"I heard that in a certain manga book (about ME) in the 300's or somethin' Sasuke killed Orochimaru, THAT ISN"T FAIR!!!!!!"

"YAY SASUKE!!! (I love you!!!)"

"……he's an idiot. You know that right?"

"Yeah whatever. MY TURN NOW!!!!!"

So Sakura and Naruto are now fighting over the computer. Neji randomly walks in and randomly takes the computer while Sakura and Naruto don't notice and are randomly calling out random things at eachother that make no sense.

"GKJJHGG!!!!!"

"DYR RUOFN EHWQEIKDBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Gjerwefd dkfbf dkfdgfbd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yjkko ejkewhk fdsfosfifn dskfhlksbhds vvk dfkjdsfuiiu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You get the point.

Now Neji is IMing with Tenten (who somehow got hold of a computer).

(A/N: I suck at using IM slang so bear with me).

DaMan64: wazup

Ten10: nm u?

DaMan64: nm saku and naru fighting

Ten10: y?

DaMan64: ovr computr. I stole it

Ten10: lol think they'll notice?

DaMan64: ya. I'll beat em up

Ten10: rofl u do that

DaMan64: will

Ten10: gtgn c u l8tr

DaMan64: sure

Then Hiashi stole it from Neji because he felt like it and decided to play on Neopets.

Hinata walked into the house and knocked her father out and then stole the computer from him so she could go read fanfictions (whoot!).

Hinata read a bunch of stories until…….

"Hey Hinata what's up?"

"Eep Naruto! W-Why are y-you h-h-here?"

"Just asking if I can have the computer back. Y'know I was on it first……"

Next thing you know, Naruto is in the hospital in Suna (Hinata hits hard!).

Good thing he didn't see what Hinata was reading: NaruHina stories!

Then Hinata decided to email Kiba (who stole Tenten's computer).

To: (not real email)

From: (not real either)

Hey Kiba! Wat's up? Nm here. Y'know Im rlly bord 2day. Wanna go out with me for MasterOfDogshotmail.blah(random!)

Sure I'll go. Is the idiot coming? Hope not.

&! Gangsta!!!

Later at Ichiraku's (sp?)……..

Kiba chatted. "So, yeah, I got a computer because I stole it from Tsudena or whatever her name is…….."

"Wait, you stole it from Tsunade?"

"(Tsunade? So that's what her name is!) Ah, Hinata, Hinata. Everyone is stealing computers from her! She has a bunch of them and she only uses them for online gambling."

By the time he was done Hinata was gone. Guess where she went?

To steal a computer of course! (Her other computer had randomly blown up after reading Kiba's email. And Hiashi ran away with the spoon because the dish decided he was too lazy to run.)

Jukebox - Pink Panther music

Hinata snuck into Tsunade's office and opened the closet. In it was a whole stash of computers! She grabbed one and started to leave.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE THIEF!"

Hinata stopped. "Tsunade-sama! I-I can explain……!"

Then Tsunade walked right passed Hinata and grabbed Ino who had been hiding under her desk. "Ah-ha!! I got you Ino! And now you shall go to ninja jail, which doesn't even exist! But now it does thanks to my awesome Hokage powers!"

"Awww, man!!" Ino snapped her fingers.

And Hinata left.

(A/N: I hate Ino which is why I'm sending her to ninja jail. Ha! I am the all powerful author with awesome author powers! And now I shall go and find Hiashi and get that lazy dish off it's butt. And then I shall win American Idol! Whoot! Go amazingly awesome author powers! Which I have!)

What's happening to everyone? Let's find out………

Naruto: He's trying to escape the Suna hospital but everyone turned into zombie's and are constantly attacking him for no good reason.

Sakura: She's fighting a chair in Ichiraku's ramen shop because she thinks it's Naruto but Naruto escaped a long time ago.

Hinata: She's locked in her room. Even my powers can't get in there. Actually, I really don't care.

Sasuke: He hasn't even been in this story yet, but now he is!! He's busy killing Itachi. No wait……. I hear something………. I hear Sasuke speaking (my awesome psychic powers!)…. He's saying, "Ah-ha Itachi! Fear my awesome soap bottle of doom!"…. Itachi is saying, "Dream on little brother! I have a better weapon! Fear my straw of doom!"……. Sasuke is saying, "Straw?!"….. Itachi is saying, "Not just any straw! A chewed on straw!"…….

Ino: She's in ninja jail

Choji: He's sleeping

Kiba: He's bouncing on Choji's stomach

Shikamaru: He's laying next to the dish talking about being lazy. They don't kow that I'll be coming to get that dish off it's lazy butt. May as well get Shika working too while I'm at it……

Hiashi: He's engaged to the spoon

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Yay! I love this story! R&R please!!!!!

BELIEVEITNARUTO…………..

Has just left a short message because she felt like it!! Whoot!!!