Alright, I'm sure it's been done before and will be done again, but these are too fun to pass up and I wanted to try one. So, ask your favorite (or least favorite) Naruto character anything you can think of and they'll answer. If they don't, I will force/bribe/beg them to! And you can ask as many as you want and whatever you want, don't hold back!

Sasuke:...I'm not doing this.

KA (that's me o.o): Oh, yes, you are.

Sasuke:...no, no I'm not. (walks off, muttering about killing Itachi)

KA: I'm sure Itachi will be here to answer his questions, too, you know...

Sasuke:...

Itachi: No one is worthy of my answers.

Sasuke:... (tackles Itachi)

KA: Uhh... so start asking those questions! Some might not be alive long, so hurry!

Naruto: Believe it!

Kakashi: And bring me something else to read, I'm done this already.