Fairy Tail Christmas Parody, based on "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"


Zeref Got Beat Over by a Dragon

parody by Rhov

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Zeref got beat over by a dragon
Walkin' home from our guild Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for Sting and Natsu, they believe.

He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we'd warned him not to go,
But he'd left his E.N.D. book
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were burn marks on his black robes
And incriminating claw marks on his back.

Zeref got beat over by a dragon
Walkin' home from our guild Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for Sting and Natsu, they believe.

Now were all so proud of Natsu,
He's been taking this so well.
See him begging to fight Laxus,
Burning chairs and scorching drapes 'til Erza yells.

It's not Christmas without Zeref.
He was always dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we pack him up to Alvarez and ship him back?

Zeref got beat over by a dragon
Walkin' home from our guild Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for Sting and Natsu, they believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of boar
And a black and golden candle
That would just have matched the clothes that Zeref wore.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for that roar.
They just never think a dragon
Could come to town and a'knock on their front door.

Zeref got beat over by a dragon
Walkin' home from our guild, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for Sting and Natsu, they believe.