THE LOVE LETTER -
By Pikachu

NOTE: And you thought I couldn't get any weirder... Think again.

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Dear Marth,

Well guess what I really like you, no even better LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE you. I
absolutely adore your beautiful shiny sapphire hair. I don't give a crap what people say
about you I think you have a sexy body. I have a huge mannequin of you and I make
out with it everyday I even want to have sex with it but it's not real. I love you soooo
much Marth I have Japanese pictures of you all over my walls and even one on the
ceiling!!! I have a Playboy cutout of you! You look sooo hot when you're naked!! My
friends say I'm weird for loving a fake video game character but I don't care!!! Oh god
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEESE jump out of the TV screen and reveal your true nudity I mean self..
Ya know I don't even think you care. You're just an inanimate object on a TV
screen. You're a loser and I hope you die and rot in hell you dirty bastard!! JERK!

Love forever,
Your secret admirer