"Dan, you have got to stop being such a snooty Brooklyn kid. Down that green jell- shot right now. I want you to have a rainbow on your tongue when I get back." Dan wasn't given an or else, but he didn't want to find out what Chuck would do. He downed several shots and was becoming slowly trashed when Chuck got back. "Okay, let me see your tongue." Dan giggled like a kid before sticking his tongue out. It was mostly a clash of blue and green, but Chuck accepted it. The two continued to knock them back, but Dan did twice as many as Chuck did. Eventually he couldn't even stand. Chuck laughed as he helped Dan to his limo. As he closed the door Dan flopped into Dan's lap. "I love you Chuck." Dan slurred. Chuck laughed. He had been drinking, but he always knew his limit. He drank just enough to not be drunk, but one more drink and he would be. "And I love it when you are drunk." Dan tried to sit up, but he ended up just wiggling in Chuck's lap. "Tacking me home?" He murmured as he started to drift off. Chuck laughed again. He loved his drunken little Humphrey. He carried him into his house and flopped him on the bed. Dan would have the worst headache when he woke up. Chuck took Dan's shoes off which caused Dan to stir a bit. "Chuck!" He exclaimed. "I love you Chuckie." Chuck couldn't stop laughing at Dan's ridiculousness. Dan pulled Chuck to him and held onto him as he fell back asleep. Chuck allowed him to hold him there before getting up and going to the spare room. He had had fun, but he knew drunken people equal sex that said drunken person regrets. Only when he woke up he found himself in his bed, with Dan.. "Well hell." Chuck groaned as he sat up. Dan was still passed out. Chuck got up and saw he was only in boxers. He lifted the blanket on Dan to reveal he was naked. Lovely.
