1 Candy Canes

Disclaimer: Good heavens, aren't these things depressing? I don't own them still, people!

A/N: Any sort of feedback welcome, although flames will be used to lower my house's heating bill.

Sesshou-maru walked through the forest, his usual expression of icy disinterest present as Rin bounced around him licking none other than everyone's favorite yule time treat- a candy cane.

She kept getting closer and closer to his nice, fluffy tail. All that nice, white fur... begging for something to happen to it...

*Plop* Hell came to visit Sesshou-maru.

"Ew- gross! Now it's all fuzzy!" Rin was looking at her formerly smooth candy cane stuck in Sesshou-maru's tail.

He then did something very odd. He blinked. Twice, in fact.

By this time, Rin was trying to unstick her treat.

"Jaken, you are never to give her another candy cane." Sesshou-maru glared at Jaken, using his patented Death Glare. "Stay here. I shall return."

Sesshou-maru leapt into the air towards the nearest river to cry over his maimed tail and try to fix the damage.

Meanwhile, Jaken gave Rin something. She squealed, " A candy cane!"