CHAPTER 1
eggmans fatass and the console wars
"ONETWOONETWOONETWOONETWO" said eggbotnik hastily
"CRACKER THE FUCK YOU DOIN" said nuggles
"you arent black stfu" says…:…..doctor bitchass mcnigger asscakes
"y'ou'r right" said the now cracker ass knuckieknucks
"So whats the square root of X" said rebnugunik smart
ingly"Its obviously ∑∂ƒ´´ƒ©ßƒßƒ´´åƒFwdadUfaaCk∂å∂å∂å∂å∂youBETA" pondered niggles
"FO SHIZ YO" agreed rehabnik
suddenly knuckles got a boner from fond memoires
"MAN DONTYA KNOW I BANGED ROUGE reall aa rd the other DAY i sexxxed her good" bonered knuckles knuckingly
"ARENT HER BOOBS HEAVY ENOUGH TO COMPRESS STEEL" questIONed manegg
"ye" ruckled fuckled knuckle
"they're so big and moist and juicy its unbelievable. They each bring so much pleasure to every muscle in my body that i nearly orgasm just thinking about them"
"wow your kind of a dramawhore. if i wasnt have the woman i was id duplicate my tongue and lick ya both" rbunuk snugged
":::" knug
"HA IM NOT A WOMAN" logiced rbububnuk before he went to the creepy zone, never to return
MEANHWILE
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE SHITTY ASS THREE DIEMENTIONAL GUMS" pondered snick the snogheg as his back bent further and further
"man i miss when my eyes were as black as my soul" he said before choking up a lung from walking one meter
suddenly he realized his glasses had fallen to the ground he hated so much
"tails"
"tais my butt buddy you gotta help me i cant si"
"did somebody say spa-
"NO"
"THERE ARE NO MEXICANS"Fllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*snortscocaine*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"LEAVE"
suddenly the author wondered who the fuck was talking"
"TAILS"
"HLEP"
sadly tails was too busy shoving his tales into his arse
so snick died
the endUNTIL CHAPTER 1.5.6533445563.214354to the square root of sineco
