Author's Note: This is my twenty ninth of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Jake 'Normad' Dun from the Crysis series Vs. Commander John Shepard from the Mass Effect series. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan.
And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.
Beat: Redhooknoodles Critical hip-hop {rap} Instrumental Beats
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Jake 'Normad' Dun...
Vs.
Commander John Shepard!
Begin!
(John)
Are you seriously making me rap against this joke of a hero?
I don't see any point in competing with this paranoid zero!
His game was a disgrace, the story sounding like the back of a cereal box,
and the gameplay was more irritating than having the chicken pox!
I can be anything, do anything, I'm basically anything I want to be
But you had to follow the orders, And your face, we could never see.
I must admit, your graphics were slightly better than my game,
But when were done with this battle, We'll see which one has the fame!
(Jake)
You claim my game's a copy of yours? For shame!
Need I mention more than you dying in the third game?
Your game plays like The Sims, that alone is a laugh!
And RPG elements? It's Mass Effect, not World Of Warcraft!
My Crysis rhymes and rhythms shall leave your mind blank.
Don't forget you were once grounded and stripped of your rank.
Don't waste your tactics on me, I see through your tricks!
Go back to your spaceship and sodomise more blue chicks!
(John)
At least I lived through three games, my friend.
The first game you appeared in, you met your end.
Your comparing me to a long going game, boy!
Compared to me and the sims, your simply a broken toy.
My mind really is blank, trying to comprehend your worthless rap.
Insulting me with my ranks that I got back in as quick as a trigger tap!
You really think you can take on the hero of the universe?
Let me see, let me hear your next weak, powerless verse!
(Jake)
PC Gamer called Crysis a spectacular and beautiful sci-fi epic,
and my lyrics shall make you shake & quake like an epileptic!
Your customisation features are nothing but a waste of space.
Even after I died, I've still got Alcatraz & Prophet to take my place.
Don't get me started on building your background, that's no fun.
And you in general? You're so gay, in more ways than one!
The Mass Effect franchise is over, Bioware's closed the door,
Now excuse me, Electronic Arts needs my nanosuit for Crysis 4.
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
Cast:
Jake 'Normad' Dunn: KJMusical
Commander John Shepard: SonicMX
