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WTF!!! WHERE IS THE DAMN KEY?!
Great Bella! How the hell did you get yourself in to this new piece a crap so far, so fast? Oh, I remember it was because I am a love-less 21 year old virgin and I have no real life. Don't forget karma is out to bit me in the ass!
"So Bella tell the class how this all started." I said to myself in a sarcastic tone. Great googely moogely I am starting to talk to myself! How long have I been here?!
Where is here, you ask. Well, I am currently on a round king sized bed with cheetah print sheets and mirrors on the ceiling. Well why I don't get out of here, you ask again. That has another simple explanation! The explanation is that first I am wearing a horizontally striped black and white thong with a matching shirt that has short shelves and stops an inch below my "ladies" as I like to call my breast (their names are Thelma and Louise! Cause they get me in to BIG trouble sometimes and they have minds of their own, so they do some bad stuff if I don't pay attention. You'll find out later what I mean) back to my state of UN-dress. where was I… oh yeah, well then the collar is ripped so my "ladies" are showing, and busting out if I do say so myself, with the help of a push up bra that a certain someone will pay for later with currency that is of the colors black and blue (if you don't know what I mean, than it means I am going to kick his perfectly formed ass!), the bra is the same color and pattern of my currently riding up thong!
"Oh and don't forget the cat burglar mask" rang the memory of what that stupidly velvet voice said before I got myself in the mess. It's his entire fault and I am going to kill him watch him come back to life and kill him again!
Okay so I was in a sluty version of a cat burglar outfit, because I can't say no to that bastard and he suggested that I play cops and robbers with the other bastard. Why don't you just get something to cover you up and leave? The is the second part of my dilemma, I can't leave because I am a sluty robber that got caught and part of my punishment is that I am to be put in hand cuffs. By the way, the hand cuffs are chained to the bed of lust I am now laying on! Oh and that is not even the good part, the good part is… I LOST THE STUPID KEY!!! WAY TO GO BELLA!
"Damn I thought he would at least go for second base and head for third but, damn!" that annoying voice again but this time it's not in my head but next to the bed. I blushed like I have never blushed before; it was because of the toxic combination of embarrassment and anger.
"Ahhh, I am sorry Bella. Is there any way I can help you?" Said the sarcastic yet I could hear a kernel of concern in the currently annoying voice. So I decided to get a little payback because he convinced me to do this and I ended up to a cheesy bed with handcuffs.
"Please, would you please just go find the keys to unlock me? I just want to go home." I pleaded hoping he wouldn't see through my theatrics. I even felt a tear fall for my eye that I "tried" to wipe off. He is so going to get it when I get out of these things!
"Oh, Bella I am so sorry! I will go find the keys right now." Ha! He fell for it, and if I wasn't so mad at him right now, my heart would bleed because of his concern.
"O-okay, just remember there is to sets of keys because they are to different cuffs." I mumbled to keep the pleasure from my voice that he was actually falling for my little ruse! He walked to the night stand and searched the top that is covered in packs of Trojans, Kay-Y lotions/body oils, and the bull whip (I was going to try my hand at being a dominatrix! Don't judge me! It seemed like a good idea at the time!). After he gave a little chuckle at my spread of sexual pleasure devises I had laid out on the hotel night stand he picked up a piece of metal that to me right now looked like the Holy Grail!
"Found one of them! I don't know where the other one is right now, but just let me unlock the first set of cuffs so that at least one of your wrists can rest!" he said as he glided over to me and unlocked the hand cuff.
"Ahh, that feels much better! Come here so I can give you a little hug!" he happily obliged because one he is a gentleman and two I made my voice sound like I was grateful which by the way wasn't that hard because I was grateful, grateful that he was in punching distance!
He came to give me a hug, which if you were looking from the outside would seem like he was a vampire closing in for some blood. As I reach my free arm around his shoulders and hugged him I said "thank you so much for freeing my wrist from the cuff and giving me a hug because now I can do this!" I grabbed his silky bronze hair with my right cuffed hand they had just enough give so I can do so, and did a left hook punch to his head just like they taught me in tae bow! Now this action would have caused a regular guy a mild concussion but my thick headed bozo just reeled back.
"OUCH! Bella that hurt I maybe immortal but I do still feel pain and what was that for!" he growled in protest.
"I know you still feel pain, which was what the punch was meant to do. And I can't believe you have the nerve to ask me what that was for! So to get it in your thick skull I decided to pound it in there, so that was for this" I screech as I made a Vanna White presents motion to first my right hand that was still in a cuff, then my redonkulous burgerlar get-up, and the cheesy room.
"Look I already said I was sorry what more do you want?!" he pleaded
"First I want my other hand free and second I want to find love and get laid!" I hollered.
At least he can't hear my thought like he can't other people's god that would be horrifying! And that is just what I need right now another forever scarring moment!!!Oh, well no one ever said working with cupid would be easy especially a cupid like Edward!
"You better find that damn key before I rip the bed apart, to get to you!" I yelled at him as he searched the other room.
"Wow Bella, you must want me a lot to rip a bed apart to get to me! I know you want to have me bad but cool down your sexual frustration is fogging up the room!" Edward replied sarcastically trying to lighten the mood of the room but it only made me more furious!
"I will show you frustration if you don't find the key soon!" I growled.
"Well you'll beat me up anyways if I do release you so that doesn't really count as an incentive!" he quipped.
"Okay how 'bout this as an incentive, I will only kill you ONCE if you find the key and let me out immediately!" I spat
"They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but they haven't seen a pissed off virgin whose hot date to deflower them ran away. But then again saying hell hath no fury like a woman who got left behind in a pair of hand cuff doesn't have much of a ring to it!" Edward grumbled to himself as he searched for the key.
"I heard that!" god how did this whole pile of dog doo start piling up?
So why don't I start from the beginning? Yeah flash back time! Well it isn't like I can't do anything else! When did it all begin…..? Oh, I remember at my 21st birthday party!
Hoped you liked it and KC if your reading this i didnt want to bother you with this while you were working on your story! You dont have to BETA it if you want cause this i just a loose hang'n have fun story! just submit any suggestions through reviews (this counts for anyone who wants to have a little input!) hugges and kisses!
-Raynie Dai
