Kenshin's Annoyance

Yea it's a 1 shot about how ol' Kenshi goes coo coo

Setting: Kamea Kashine dojo

"Uncle Kenshi! There's a boy here to see you" said the annoying toddler bitch

"I'll go get it, that I will" Kenshin said

He opened up the door and there stood a 12 year old boy with blue eyes and blonde hair wearing a black shirt, blue baggy pant, a sideways hat and bling-bling (me) "Kenshin, wassup dawg" said the obnoxious boy named Jake

"O, hi Jake" said Kenshin unhappily

Kenshin slammed the door shut but it was too late, the boy had teleported into the Dojo

"So... wanna play parchese

5 minutes later

"Damn, why do I let you talk me into playing this game... you always beat me" Kenshin yelled

"It's a gift" Jake said calmly

"Just get out" Kenshin said

THE NEXT DAY!

"SO as I was saying last night blah blah blah blah blah" Jake said still rambling on while Kenshin thought "I've got to do it... I've got to do it!"

Kenshin pulled out his sword and sliced

"Well that was close" Jake said "That almost hit me"

"You've been following me around for years" Kenshin yelled "what's it gonna take to get rid of you?"

"You can't get rid of me" Jake laughed "I'm not even real... a figment of your imagination"

Kenshin's jaw dropped and he fainted

"Kenshin, I want you to eat the dojo" said a child's voice

Kenshin woke up on the dirt ground with debris every where

"You ate the dojo buddy" Jake said

"LOODLE SASTLEBAC" said Kenshin

THE END!