WARNING THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS AND SPONTANOUS EYE EXPLOSIONS
I own nothing but the idea

Somewhere in an undisclosed location…


It was time, after many many years after the success of Resident Evil 4, Capcom is making plans. Huge plans that could forever change the world we know.

"Soooo…" one game developer started as he stared at the blank faces of his co-workers. "Has any one come up with a title?" one man put his head in his hands and began to weep.
A petit woman was bashing her head against the table. It was madness. "I got it!" screamed one of them "We'll call it… 'Resident Evil 5'. You all with me s far?" the room of distraught people went wide eyed "Ok,ok stay with me now…" he picked up a permenant marker and began drawing (very badly) on the white walls. "Ok so Chris Redfield is going to go to…." He drew a line from a stick figure name Chris to a circle "Africa!" one developer yelled. The artist, we'll call him Don, clapped his hands and wrote Africa in the circle. "Yes this is good!"

After many hours the game idea was almost complete. The once plan white wall was now covered in random doodles of badly drawn people and creatures. "Ok so this is it!" Don said raising his hands "Final boss, Albert Wesker!" the other developers cheered "ok so Chris and Sheva are in a plane with Wesker then BOOM!" he scribbled the plan out "They land in a volcano!" he drew more scribbles. "Then Chris and Sheva kill him-" the door burst open. A man wearing a business suit came in " Whoa , Whoa , Whoa, Whoa. I can't let you do that sir." Don looked at his 'idea' then to his marker."Why not?" he questioned
"You see if you kill off Albert Wesker this company will lose most of its' fandom…" With that the man left
"But… it was such a good idea…" said Don sadly putting his marker on the table and sat sulkily in a corner.

"Wait" screamed a brave woman. "I know how to fix this!" she grabbed the marker and began drawling.
"My friends this is what we call 'Fan Service'" she moved away from her drawing showing Albert Wesker in all his glory. Shirtless.

And every one eyes spontaneously exploded out of sheer Awesome and Sexy.

The end


something funny that was in my mind. Wondering why Albert was shirtless. Thats when I thought to bring more sex appeal, Sheva has her 'sexah' Tribal outfit and chris... well Chris just isn't 'sexah' Reveiw if you want no one is forcing you.