AN: Hey guys! I haven't posted and updated any of my stories recently, so I decided to make a new one! I just watched the Avengers a few days ago and made me have this crazy idea when I saw the part (SPOILERS ALERT!) where Cap and Stark are having an argument. Since they weren't that friendly to each other, I just wanted to show you my idea on what their expressions be like when they knew their kids are *ahem* in love! But wait! More Avengers kids coming right up in future chapters! Don't forget to review! Hope you like it! –SakakiHaruna12
Chapter 1: Meet the Starks
Tony Stark cannot believe he's doing this, he don't know what he did in the past that Pepper will torture him like this. She went on some business meeting in Chicago and asked him to bring the kids to the Avengers mansion so they can spend their summer vacation there. He flinched as he heard noises in the backseat while he was driving his beloved new car.
"What's wrong with you guys? Can you at least not fight for a few minutes? You might scratch something back there!" he roared, the siblings stopped for a moment then continued their fight, completely ignoring their father.
"I can't believe you overheated my game console! You don't how much pain I went through to make that!" Edward snapped at his sister
"Well you can always make yourself a new one!" Pamela shot back then she landed a smack on her brother's head
"OW!"
"Teenagers are such a pain" he thought as he turned his head on the backseat
"Pammy, you don't have to use violence against you're brother all the time, right?" he scolded her calmly.
"Dad, didn't I tell you not to call me Princess or Pammy? I'm already 15" she replied
"Daddy's girl" Edward murmured. It seems like his twin heard him and was ready to give him another smack
"Alright if you say so, but please save your slap later when we get down, we're almost there." Tony said as he turned his car to the right.
Edward motioned toward his sister and grinned,
"You know you've got to be a girl sometimes. Oh right, Just make your own game console so that you will not fry up my new one" He chuckled
Pamela is really itching to slap his brother's face that very moment but she restrained herself. Her twin is a lot like their father, black hair, overconfident, a genius and a selfish jerk. He also has a weak spot for beautiful ladies. Pamela is more like her mom; she's a brunette like her and keeps the boys in the house disciplined, sort of. There was a time her mom made dad sleep on the couch, because he often spends time on the garage.
"I would love to. Your creation aren't as good as mine anyway" she said
"Yes, your invention will only be greater than mine in your dreams." Edward muttered
"What did you say?"
"Oh nothing"
Edward peeked on his windows as their car went into the gate. He saw a large building and he figured they are at the mansion already.
"Guys, welcome to the Avengers Mansion. Here you will meet other heroes that protect the earth from destruction" Tony introduced grandly as he parked his car on front of the building
"Oh" said the twins
"Are you not amazed to see the headquarters of heroes?" Stark asked raising a brow
"I'm actually not here for the heroes, dad. I'm here for the technology I can tinker while I'm here" Edward stated as he put a strap of his backpack on his left shoulder and positioned to open the door.
"Yeah, I agree with Edward. I'll just see what I can do." Pamela took her bag on her shoulder
"Fair enough, two against one" Tony shrugged as he watched his kids leave the car. Sometimes his kids ruin the fun.
Jarvis welcomed Tony and his children. He took their bags as they walk into the living room.
"Hey!" Tony greeted the heroes in the living room.
In the room there were Logan, Steve, Peter, Wade and Thor watching intently at the football game on the TV. They ignored Stark once more. Edward stifled a laugh while his father glared at him.
"Seriously? No welcome back?" he asked as the men in the room murmured and shrugged their shoulders except for Wade who keeps on talking nonsense about the game.
"Hey Logan-"
"Shut up, bub. I'm trying to watch a game here." Logan sneered and took a sip of his beer
"Okaay"
"Hey Pete, wanna try out a few web shooters?" Stark turned to Peter, who is watching the game with excitement.
Once the other team made a goal, Peter burst out of his seat and cheered
"Yeah! Take that shot Wade Wilson!" Peter shot at Wade
"Not fair!" Wade hid himself under his bag of popcorn
"I'll take that as a no." Stark said under his breath.
"Oh look, The God of Thunder is here! Whadayya say we go downstairs and get you some souvenirs when you go back to Asgard?" Tony asked carefully
"Sorry my friend, I am now witnessing a noble battle that I myself cannot fight. Once this battle is over, I shall share to the Asgardians this magnificent game. And these mortals will make history in Asgard. Here I am watching their battle for the honor of -"Thor said with his eyes glittering with amazement
"Fine, I get it. You don't want to!" Tony snapped
Then his eyes set on Steve, who's quite watching the game intently
"Uhh… Steve?" Tony sighed
"What?" Steve asked, his eyes are still on the TV
"Would you like some pop tarts?"
Steve's attention went to Stark for a minute there. Edward tried to ignore it but he just saw a twinkle in Steve's eyes when the word 'pop tart' went out. Then Steve went back into his serious composure,
"Maybe I could get some later" he cleared his throat
Tony thought he already got his attention. He had no choice but to sit down and watch the game as well
There were a few minutes of silence. Pamela and Edward glued their eyes on the game as well and Tony is ignored by his team mates. At last Reed Richards in his lab coat went into the room and greeted Stark
"Finally! Someone remembered me!" Stark threw his arms up.
"Hey Reed" the five greeted, Tony can't believe it
"Hey how come I'm the one ignored around here!"
Everyone smirked. Reed noticed Pamela and Edward in the crowd.
"Are those your kids?" Reed asked
"Ah yes, meet my twins, Pamela and Edward Stark. They will be staying here for vacation" he introduced them to Reed.
"Nice to meet you sir" they both replied nicely
Reed smiled in reply
"What a coincidence! The children of the others are here as well for vacation." Reed said happily
"Oh great, more kids…" Tony thought bitterly
"Let's go upstairs so you could meet them" Reed led them to the stairs
"I think I'll stay here, Reed." Tony said and turned to his twins, "You kids play nice" he pushed them to Reed.
He looked at the heroes again.
"Well then I guess it's time for me to join the club, huh?"
The heroes just shrugged. Then Wade suddenly stood on the couch and threw his popcorn to Peter,
"Take that shot, Peter 'Spider face' Parker"!"
AN: So that's chapter one. Forgive me if you find this quite boring. I'm not that great at making humor fics, this is actually my first
In the next chapter you will meet the children of the Avengers!
Sorry if some of my characters are OOC or maybe all of them are. So anyway, I really hope you like it! Don't forget to review! -SakakiHaruna12
