I finally have gotten to post this new story! One update down, one more to go before tomorrow afternoon!

I would just like to say I have no clue how I came up with this idea. I was sitting at my computer trying to come up with a new story to write when I randomly pictured Deidara standing in front of a mirror rubbing his stomach. So to summarize that, this fanfiction is my mind's random creation. :D

This is my first time dabbling in the lovely creation called Mpreg. Deidara won't just magically become pregnant right after he has sex. The process will be just like a normal female pregnancy, which means a 2-4 week waiting period before they find out. The baby/babies will take the standard 9-months to be born unless there are complications. How will he become pregnant? Read and find out!

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto

Warnings: Mpreg, Language, Yaoi, and Lemons!

Setting: This takes place a year before Shippuden so Deidara would be 18. He might seem a little immature making him seem OOC.


Akatsuki Wants A Baby

Chapter 1: The Offer

Deidara stood in front of his large full-length mirror in a pair of small black boxers caressing his flat stomach. Taking a deep breath he extended his abdomen giving himself a small 'baby' bump. So this is what it would look like? He slowly moved his hand back and forth over the swell before letting out his breath and slumping against the mirror. Should I except Pein's offer?


*Flashback*

A blonde older teen stomped his way to the large oak doors of the Akatsuki Leader's office. He was irritated. Every time he tried to work on his latest clay sculpture someone always had to interrupt him! First Hidan came in asking if he had seen his Jashin pendant, which Deidara had hidden in Itachi's room and blamed said Uchiha, and later an angered Itachi confronted him an hour later. This latest time, Deidara was molding the wing of the eagle when Sasori slammed the door open to his room telling him to "Get your ass to Leader-Sama's office right away, brat!" before swiftly exiting the room.

"What the hell does Pein want?"

The blonde sighed before knocking loudly on the Leader's door. He heard papers shuffle and someone clear their throat before the deep voice of the Akatsuki Leader's sounded from behind the large doors.

"Come in, Deidara."

"I wonder what he was doing in there, un," grumbled Deidara as he pushed open the right door revealing the well-designed office. The walls were painted a dark blue with black boarders. The black leather coach and chairs added to the somewhat gothic theme. A large desk with ancient Japanese carvings along with a matching throne-like chair finished off the room.

"Take a seat, please." Pein stated as he gestured with his right hand to the chair placed right in front of the desk. The bomber hesitated for a brief second before gently taking a seat in the indicated chair.

"You are probably wondering why I called you in here." No duh. "I'm sure you have noticed that our organization is lacking members. Now, we could always just recruit new members but I'm afraid all of the shinobi we looked into have none of the qualities we are looking for. In short they lack the intelligence and power we require."

"So, If what your saying is true I'm guessing your going to send my on a long mission to search for a new member, un?"

"Not quite. What I'm saying is that the Akatsuki needs an heir." What? An Heir?

"As in a baby?"

"That is typically what someone means when they say heir."

"What does that have to do with me, un? Can't you and Konan have the kid?" Not that I want you to be with her. Stupid man-stealing bitch! Unless... "NO! There is no way in hell I'm fathering the blue-haired bitches' kid, un!"

"Calm down Deidara. I'm not asking you to father Konan's children." Thank god! "Honestly did you think I haven't thought of that yet? When I approached Konan about the possibility of her producing heirs for the organization she informed me that she could not. Due to an incurable illness she cannot become pregnant."

"Oh, I'm sorry, un." Way to make yourself look like an ass Deidara.

"That's what I need your help for."

"I-I'm not sure I understand, un."

"Deidara. I need you to have the heir." Only one thing could run through the mind of man after hearing that.

"WHAT!" Deidara jumped up from his seat and slammed his hands down on Pein's desk. "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JOKE IS THAT, UN! I'M A MAN!"

"Deidara! Calm down!" hissed Pein. "I know you're a man, but we have come up with a way for you to become pregnant and stay a man."

"H-How, un?"

"Zetsu and Kakazu have spent the last year perfecting a jutsu that can use your chakra to make a temporary womb. Since we have only tested it on shinobi we have imprisoned, I suggest you only use the jutsu once. We have no clue what would happen if you use it a second time."

"After I use the jutsu, how do I become p-pregnant, un?"

"Well," Pein awkwardly cleared his throat. "You would have to have sexual intercourse with another...male."

"U-ummm, who?"

"I haven't thought that far ahead to be honest." Pein sighed while using his right index finger and thumb to pinch the bridge of his pierced nose. "Since it has to be one of the members in this organization, whom are you least comfortable fornicating with?"

Deidara knew he had to sort out his choices into two categories. Who he could maybe have sex with and who he knew he couldn't. All right, Itachi would be a good choice even If I hate him. He has a powerful kekkei genkai, he is really intelligent, and as much as I hate to say it he is very attractive. I'll put him in the maybe category. Kisame, I would have to say no because I don't want to give birth to half shark babies. Zetsu, would the child have some sort of plant part? I don't think I'm willing to take the chance so, no. Sasori-Danna, he is attractive and intelligent. If he isn't completely a puppet and can get me pregnant he's a maybe. Hidan, he might just be insane and he is kind of stupid. Although he is attractive and strong so I guess he could work. Kakazu, ummm I don't think he likes me at all and he is kind of old. He would probably say no thinking I would make him pay for the child. Kakazu is a no. Tobi is just a no. He is annoying, un-intelligent, and wears that obnoxious orange mask. Last would be Pein. I already have a little crush on him so he has that going for him. He is smart, good-looking, a great leader, and he seems like he would take care of his child. Although after seeing Pein pissed off I think I should handle the punishing. Uggghhh, I sound like I want to have the kid! I'm only eighteen; can I really handle having a kid right now? Maybe.

"A-ahm, I don't think Kisame, Zetsu, Kakazu, and Tobi are good choices, un."

"I respect your opinion. I would like to be informed by tomorrow night if you are willing to go through with this. We can discuss the father of the child after you make your decision. You are free to go."

"Hai, Leader-Sama. Have a good afternoon, un." Deidara quickly leaned over Pein's desk and kissed his cheek gently before running out of the room before Pein could even react. If he had stayed a few seconds longer he would have seen the confused and slightly flustered face of the so-called 'fearsome' Leader.

*End Flashback*


"That reminds me, why the hell did I do that?"

"Do what, brat?" Deidara let out a squeak before darting under the black sheet of his bed.

"Danna! What did I say about coming into my room without knocking, un?" whined the hiding bomber.

"To not come in without knocking. I just came in her to see what Leader wanted," Sasori said as he threw himself on the bed right on top of the blonde making him let out a small 'oof'. He sighed before lifted the sheet off of Deidara's face. "Why are you hiding, brat?"

"Because Danna! I was only in my boxers when you came in, un!"

"Really?" purred the redhead before he yanked the sheet completely off the bomber. Deidara blushed before quickly moving over the bed to grab the discarded sheet. Before he could reach it though cold arms wrapped around his waist pulling him into and equally cold chest. "Aww don't cover up, brat. I really enjoyed the view." Sasori whispered into the blonde's ear.

"T-thanks, I guess."

"Your welcome. Now tell me, brat. What did Leader-Sama want?"

"Ummm, well he told me that I had to start using less clay because Kakazu was starting to bitch at him, un." lied Deidara.

"Mmmm, sounds like the money-whore, " hummed Sasori as he caressed the blonde's sides.

"D-Danna? I h-have a question to ask."

"What is it, brat?" Sasori asked as he started littering Deidara's neck with small kisses.

"W-well I was w-wondering If you still had your, ummm...manhood, un?"

"What do you think, brat?" Sasori shifted Deidara in his lap and started rocking his hips into the bomber. Feeling something hard pressed against him Deidara figured Sasori had indeed kept some of his human parts.

"C-could you g-get someone p-pregnant, un?" questioned the flustered blonde.

"I could if I wanted to. Why do you ask?"

"N-no reason, I was just curious, un."

"Sure you don't want my children, brat?" chuckled Sasori has he turned the blonde around to face him. Taking Deidara's chin into his hand he softly placed a kiss on the blonde's slightly parted lips.


Deidara has a big decision to make, ne? ^^

Will Deidara decide to accept the offer? Who would he choose as the father? And will he be able to get away from a horny red head? All but question number two will be answered in the next chapter!

*Kisame, Zetsu, Kakazu, and Tobi can still be choices for the father. That was just Deidara's personal opinion.*

*PLEASE REVIEW WHO YOU WOULD LIKE DEI-CHAN'S BABY DADDY TO BE! :3*