This is literally a dream I had. Names between Wrath and I were never actually used. I did indeed tell her about this dream and all its awkward hilarity. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Heck, I'm a long time fan and I don't even know who MADE Yu Yu Hakusho. xD


I walked through the front door, letting my friend, an average height guy with long red hair, into the single floor house I shared with my best friend, Wrath. "Shit, I forgot something at work. I'll be back in a little while, make yourself at home."

A confused look crossed his face. "Alright." He sat quietly on the couch as I left. Maybe I should've told him that I have a roommate before I left. Ah well, too late now.

I easily jogged down the street despite wearing open-toed heels and a skirt. Time seemed to have gone by rather quickly when I was jogging as it was now very dark outside. I finally made it to my workplace and went inside. "Oh shit, I forgot that report is due tomorrow!" I quickly ran to my office and began working on the report I had yet to start.


Wrath sleepily walked into the living room. She could have sworn she heard the front door open and close. "Chaos?" Sleepily looking around the living room she didn't see anyone but a stranger sitting on the couch. "Who're you?"

"Uh. . ." He looked around the living room, trying not to look at Wrath who had obviously just woken up. "I'm a, uh, friend of Chaos." He sheepishly scratched the side of his face.

"Oh, okay! So where'd Chaos go?"

"She said she forgot something at work, but that was a few hours ago. I was just thinking about leaving."

"Sounds like she remembered that she has an important report that's due tomorrow that she hadn't even started it yet." Wrath giggled at the thought of Chaos running around and swearing worse than a sailor as she rushed to finish something. "Wanna see my rock collection!" She asked the stranger rather spastically.

"Uh, sure." Said stranger got up and followed Wrath into her room to look at said rock collection.


I looked at the clock. I'd been at work for over 24 hours now. I had finally finished working on my nearly late report and turned it in before clocking out and leaving for home. I took my time getting home and climbing into bed, I was dead tired. By this point I'd had completely forgotten that I'd had a guest the night before.


About two months later I walked into the Kitchen for lunch, it was a lovely Saturday afternoon, when I noticed my best friend, Wrath, eating Cheetos with ketchup and… Applesauce. "That's nasty." I commented. "Hey wait a minute, you aren't pregnant, are you?"

"WHAT! NO!" She replied , overly defensive.

"So who's the dad?"

"Uuuuuum, that one guy with the long red hair."

"Oooh, Kurama! Have you told him yet?"

"No, I don't even know his number!"

"Oh I got that. I need to tell him to introduce me to his friend. I want in his pants." I say as I reach over to the phone that's next to the entrance to the kitchen. I quickly dialed the number and waited. I got his voice mail. "KURAMA, PICK UP. I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. MY BEST FRIEND HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO TELL YOU." I hung the phone down by my side and looked at Wrath. "So you going to tell him you're prego or not?"

"Wha- NO!"

I smirked and held up the receiver. "I never hung up and it's on voicemail~."

Her eyebrow twitched. "You're one tricky wolf."


Kurama's face was flushed completely red. He hadn't answered because he had friends over. "Fox, this is the exact situation I'd imagine the detective in." Hiei replied as the phone was, rather audibly, hung up.

Kawabara just looked confused and Yusuke was laughing his ass off. "I don't get it." The tall orange haired guy replied. "Who was that and why'd she call you Kurama?"

"Kawabara you dumb ass! He got a girl pregnant!" Yusuke yelled at Kuwabara, still laughing hysterically.

"It was just a one night thing! I swear!" Kurama yelled as he raised his hands in defense.


I twitched and jolted awake as someone knocked on my door. "What the hell. Does she even know who Kurama is!" I yelled at myself as I sat up in bed. "I'm so telling her about this dream."