Harold gots his dick stuck on a pole remix

A/N: It's that scene on Harold and Kumar Christmas but in yaoi format. Don't like yaoi, don't read

Warning: This is strictly YAOI! So Don't blame me if you are underage.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harold and Kumar Christmas or the characters. But if I did it would be turned COMPLETELY YAOI!

HGHDSP remix

The Waffle Bot sprayed hot syrup on the rope that tied Harold and Kumar to the pole. Then it started to die.

"Waffle Bot is the best!" Kumar said as he took off the remaining rope.

"Yeah." Harold agreed absentmindedly as he tried to move, but couldn't. "Huh?" Harold looked down and noticed his cock stuck to the pole. 'Damn! I must have been dreaming of Kumar again!" Harold said in his head. Because obviously it got stuck that way by his come.

"OH MY GOD YOUR DICK IS STUCK TO THE POLE!" Kumar scream.

"I KNOW, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST HELP ME?

Kumar tried pulling his friend from the pole, hoping he will pop off, but that theory failed almost immediately.

"OW OW OW OW! STOP THAT!"

"Sorry! Umm..." Kumar looked furiously around but stopped suddenly as he got on his knees.

"Um...Kumar, what are you doing?"

Without knowing, Kumar licked one side of Harolds' cock. Harold gasped, then moaned out a little.

"K-Kumar?! S-STOP THAT!"

Kumar began rolling his tongue under the dick, it starting twitching and getting hard.

"Sorry, no can do. It seems it likes it." Kumar smirked.

"KUMAR!"

Kumar licked up and down the length, trying to lick the slit, which was still on the pole. Harold gave in and started moaned out loud. It was wrong to Harold, doing adultery, but it felt so right. Finally the rock hard organ popped off the pole and Kumar took it whole in his mouth. He started deep-throating Harold, Harold gripped the back of Kumars' head and walked backwards to the car, Harold leaned backwards on the car while Kumar continued to suck his dick. Finally he couldn't help it and started stroking his own hard-on while sucking Harold's.

"K-Kumar...AH! I-I'm about to..." Harold tried to say before he blowed in Kumar's mouth, which Kumar swallowed gratefully.

A second later, Kumar let his load go near Harold's feet. Kumar stood up and kissed Harold before he collapsed by him, panting at the same rate as Harold. Harold closed his eyes as his orgasm ended and yanked them open when he took into account that he just committed adultery, one of the deadly sins. Not to mention it was with his high friend KUMAR! Harold groaned.

"What's wrong, did you not enjoy it?" Kumar asked, leaning on his side so he could see his friend.

"No, I enjoyed it. But that is WHY I'm groaning. I'm married I shouldn't have been enjoying that."

Kumar moaned, "You always bring that ring in on the conversation. If it was fun, like it!"

"Yeah but..."

"'but' nothing. I love you and it seemed you like me too. Let's just enjoy it while we can."

"Maybe you're right." Harold sighed.

"I know I'm right." Kumar smiled before he kissed Harold again.

They could hear a mechanical noise and turned their attention to Waffle Bot. It looked as if he woke back up, because he was looking at the two laying on the car hood. Waffle Bot sighed.

"Waffle Bot like this. Kumar found good lover."

Harold and Kumar blushed and got off the hood.

Kumar blushed, "Come on, Waffle Bot, we should get going, come on, Harold."

"Okay, Kumar." Harold blushed as he zipped up his jeans and followed them.

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A/N: Hehehehehe! :3 This was something I wanted to write for awhile. Now you saw my vision. Like and review for cybercookies!

-Kyouyalover101