"What are we going to do, Alice?"
"Levitate him out?"
"Gnomes have got magical immunity."
"They have?"
"Yes, Alice."
"Oh. Then I haven't a clue."
"Can I offer my services, ladies?"
"Bugger off, Potter."
"Erm…before I go, may I inquire as to why exactly, you've got your gnome stuck in a pipe?"
"Don't answer, Alice. It'll only encourage him."
"We were trying to transfigure him. You know, like McGonagall said. And things got a little out of hand."
"To sum things up, Potter, he won't budge. Now go away."
"Hey, I can help you."
"Doubtful."
"Well, we could prod him with something. Give him some incentive to at least try and get out of there. He looks pretty comfortable as is."
"Loath as I am to admit it, that's actually a rather good idea."
"Here, I'll just poke him with my…."
"Don't even bother, Potter. Your wand's not long enough."
"Oh, the sexual innuendos I could exploit here…."
"Shut up, Sirius."
A/N: I genuinely have no idea what this was. Or if it even makes sense. I just had to get it out. Leave a review, please.
