This is my next new fan fiction that I am very excited to begin. This is the first time I've had a fan fiction include Randy Cunningham. I hope you guys like it, and at the end of the Chapter, please let me know what you think. Enjoy!:
Chapter 1
"Okay, I can do this," Stan Pines said to himself. "I can convince the 517 kids assembled in this gym to go on the bus trip to the Mystery Shack. Nothing can stand in my way."
Dipper and Mabel walked over to their great uncle, who patted the twins on the head. "I'm so glad your school year ends earlier than it does in this place. Having kids with me will make the Shack more appealing to the audience."
"Wonderful," said Dipper sarcastically. "I've always wanted to be eye candy."
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said Mabel. "This is a chance for me to get a start on my modeling career." She reached into her sweater, pulled out her headshot (which was just a random selfie Mabel had taken at some point), and handed it to Principal Slimovitz, who was standing in front of Stan.
Principal Slimovitz turned around. "Why would I want this?" he asked. "You know what, never mind. I'm gonna go announce Stan." He walked around the curtains and onto the stage.
Stan, Dipper, and Mabel listened as they heard Principal Slimovitz speak into a microphone on the stage.
"Alright, it's time to kick off our final school assembly of the year!" Principal Slimovitz was saying. "So without any further ado, let's give a warm Norrisville High School welcome to Stan Pines, who's gonna talk to you about taking a summer trip to Gravity Falls Oregon."
Dipper and Mabel followed Grunkle Stan around the curtains and onto the stage.
"Hellooooooo Norrisville," said Stan as he approached the microphone. "My name is Stan Pines, and I, along with my great niece Mabel and my great nephew Dipper, will talk to you about why you should sign up for the summer trip to the Mystery Shack."
Dipper patted the index cards in his pocket. Earlier today, Grunkle Stan had given Dipper and Mabel some index cards to read off of, word for word, about how great the Mystery Shack was.
"Have you guys ever wondered if anomalies really exist?" asked Stan. "Well, they do! And you can see them for yourself at the Mystery Shack. With tours starting as low as twenty dollars, you can see for yourself just how strange the world can be. And you can also purchase keepsakes from our state-of-the-art gift shop. The Mystery Shack is the perfect place for you to spend your money…I mean spend a week of your summer."
Suddenly, a familiar voice echoed out of the speakers. "But why waste your time at a rundown cabin when you can see the magic for yourself at the Tent of Telepathy?" Gideon Gleeful walked onstage wearing an earpiece that connected to a small mic near his mouth. He also held a three foot tall staff with an illuminati triangle at the top.
Stan's face reddened with anger. "GIDEON!" he bellowed. "GET OFF MY STAGE YOU LITTLE TROLL!"
Mabel tugged on her great uncle's blazer. "Grunkle Stan, the kids are staring," she whispered.
After looking out into the audience, Stan realized Mabel was right.
Grunkle Stan cleared his throat. "I mean…get off the stage because it's rude to interrupt."
Principal Slimovitz walked onto the stage. "I think I know what's going on here." He looked at Gideon. "Are you from Gravity Falls too?"
"Yes, and if y'all come to the Tent of Telepathy instead of the Mystery Shack, I can assure that every single one of you will have the time of your lives," replied Gideon.
Principal Slimovitz tapped his chin. "Hmmmm, I think I smell a competition. Since we only have enough time and money for one trip, each of you can try to convince the student body to go to your respective places. Then in the end, we'll have a vote."
"It's on," Grunkle Stan turned to the audience. "If you come to the Mystery Shack, you'll get 15% off on all the merchandise in the gift shop."
"Amateur," said Gideon. "If you come to the Tent of Telepathy, I'll perform my first show free of charge!"
"Well, I'll also throw in a free Mystery Shack T-shirt!" countered Stan.
"Come to the Tent of Telepathy, get fifty percent off all products in the gift shop including bobble heads and phone cases," said Gideon. "That… and the free show."
Dipper watched the crowd murmur in approval. "Come on, Grunkle Stan, you're losing them!"
"I know, I know!" Grunkle Stan thought for a few seconds before snapping his fingers. "If you come to the Mystery Shack, you'll get a free stay at a motel and free unlimited pizza."
The students erupted in cheers.
"Um, Grunkle Stan, we don't have a motel for them to sleep in or free pizza to give them," pointed out Mabel.
Stan covered the microphone with his hand. "We will by the time the Norrisville students get to Gravity Falls. Because later, I'm gonna call Soos and have him build a cut-rate motel, then I'll call Wendy and have her bake hundreds of pizza pies."
This did not surprise Mabel and Dipper, but he did wonder what was gonna happen once the students realized they were being ripped off.
Principal Slimovitz took the microphone from Stan. "Well, students, it looks like we have a clear winner. Sorry Gideon."
"HA! You lost!" taunted Stan.
All of the students out in the audience began to laugh. Dipper even heard some random kid say, "I'm laughing because everyone else is laughing."
Gideon's eyes watered. "You're gonna regret this," he seethed before he ran off the stage crying.
Grunkle Stan took the microphone from Principal Slimovitz. "Me and my great niece and nephew will be here from now until the last day of school for anyone who wishes to sign up for the trip. For forms of payment, we'll accept cash, check, money order, credit card, or debit card."
"But we don't have a card scanner," pointed out Mabel.
Stan turned off the microphone and winked. "Exactly."
Deep under Norrisville High School, The Sorcerer sniffed the air. "Ah, I can smell it. Humiliation. Embarrassment. Defeat. All from a single kid. This oughta be good."
The sorcerer sniffed once more. "Wait a minute, this must be e new kid, because I don't recognize his scent and I can also smell one more thing… potential."
The sorcerer sent his stank gas through the vent and it traveled into the boy's bathroom, where Gideon sat crying.
Gideon sniffed the gas. Suddenly, his body began to change in a way that it had never done before. He grew taller, his arms got bulkier, and hair grew all over Gideon's body.
Well, I hope you liked the first chapter. Feel free to tell me what you think!
~Jameer14
