This is just going to be oneshots of the team together. Most of my ideas are supposed to be funny, but hey we'll see what happens. Let me know what you think.


It was the day after her first mission with the team, and Artemis sat on the couch in the cave. Kaldur sat next to her, quietly reading, and M'gann and Conner talked. More like flirted. Neither were being particularly subtle about it, but they still both seemed blind to each other's interest. Artemis tried not to roll her eyes, and wondered if she could get the Superboy's attention. She decided to just flip through TV channels.

She really didn't want to be here, but Green Arrow had insisted that she try to bond with the team. But these people were strangers to her. The ones around her now weren't even fully human. How was she supposed to "bond" with them? Especially after last night.

Sure, the team seemed to accept her, and eventually Wally welcomed her (begrudgingly), but she still felt out of place. Kaldur, as team leader, probably wasn't happy she let Chesire get away (let her go actually, but that's what sisters do), Robin and Wally probably blame her for Red Arrow not being around, and who knows what the lovebirds are thinking. Artemis needed an ice breaker, but she was way too nervous.

"Hey." Artemis jumped, and was slightly embarrassed when she turned to find Robin behind her. He chuckled good naturedly, and climbed over the back of the couch to sit next to her. Artemis liked Robin a bit. He was nice, and seemed to accept her for the most part. She had no idea why he was friends with Kid Mouth. "Sorry, I tend to sneak up on people."

"Yeah, I heard that was your thing." He smiled proudly.

"So. You like the cave?" Artemis nodded, not sure what to say. "You're welcome to any part of it. We like to do experiments in the lab sometimes. You can too if you're into that. Maybe design a new bow. We'd be happy to help."

Artemis wondered who "we" was. The whole team? Just Robin? Robin and Wally? She decided not to worry about, and just be thankful that Robin was trying to make her feel welcome.

"Thanks, I might take you up on that offer." Robin looked honestly pleased with the answer. He started to reply when they were interrupted.

"Hey!" Wally shouted from behind them. Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at the angry ginger. Artemis didn't even see him move, and he was standing in front of her and Robin. "Who do you think you are?" he snapped at her. Artemis felt her hands tighten into fists. So much for being welcomed. She wanted to see the rest of team's reactions, but she refused to break eye contact with the annoying prick. She found it incredibly ironic that he was wearing a make science not war t shirt.

"Wally?" Robin asked cautiously.

"You think that just because we let you on the team you're entitled to everything?" Wally continued, ignoring his friend. Artemis started to tense up, preparing for a lightning fast attack from the speedster. "You can't just waltz in here like this."

"Wally," Robin said standing up. "It's not what it looks like." What does it look like? Artemis had no idea.

"No, I don't want to hear it," Wally said, sounding honestly hurt. "Robin is my man! You keep your home wreaking claws off him!" Artemis's eyes widened, and she almost fell back in her seat. What did he just say? M'gann and Conner were already starting to laugh. Robin stepped between them.

"Wally, don't be like this. This isn't like you," he said softly. "You can't honestly think that I'd have eyes for anyone but you." What is happening? What is going on here?

"Oh Robin," Wally sighed. Then, in the blink of an eye, he tackled boy wonder in an embrace, and the two tumbled over the back of the couch with a loud thud. Artemis barely had time to move out of the way. The two started make over exaggerated kissing noises between their laughs as they rolled on the floor. M'gann was holding her side laughing, while Conner and Kaldur tried to cover their laughter. Artemis still looked shocked.

"What just happened?" she asked, and the two boys started stumbling toward the kitchen.

"They're just playing," M'gann said between her laughs. Artemis wondered if she was laughing at the boys or her.

"Are. Are they dating?"

"They may as well be," Kaldur answered, before going back to his reading. She looked over to Conner, who just shrugged. What just happened?