A/N: I will probably never admit to writing this. There are quotes in here from real life that happened between my friend, Ashley, and I. I own nothing (except those awesome quotes) and as always, I hope you enjoy this :)
"I wanted you to massage my butt dimples!"
The words echo in the hospital hallway, eyes turning to gaze curiously at her as they either stop or hurry by. She's standing right outside an on-call room, watching as Mark walks away laughing his head off, ready to possibly murder him if given the opportunity.
"Wait until you're at home," Callie tells her as she comes to stand next to her.
"That jackass kept me up all night with sex and I had to work a double and now he won't even rub my butt dimples." Meredith stomps her foot, her lip falling into a full pout as she crosses her arms over her chest.
"It's a tough life you lead," the Ortho doctor sympathizes as she pats her friend's shoulder.
"That's alright, I'll just walk around in my bra and underwear for a week and withhold sexy times." The blond smirks as she allows Callie to lead her down the hallway, presumably off to get coffee.
"You need to chill out, you fruit cake."
"There is not a bone that chills in my body," Meredith replies seriously as they come to a stop beside the coffee cart.
"The usual?" The man smiles, glancing at the two ladies before going about making their coffees.
"That's it, I'm not letting you anywhere near Arizona for a month." Callie shakes her head, taking the offered coffee with a smile. "Thank you."
"No! But, Cal," she whines as she hands over money and takes her own coffee before they start for the stairs. "If you do that, I will greet you with a bite the whole month. No matter where we are or who we're with."
"You're a creeper." Callie shakes her head as they start down the stairs, both careful of the hot coffee in their hands. "Other than crazy wild sex, no more weird dreams?"
"Nope," Meredith shakes her head with a smirk. "None since that one where Alex was pregnant with Jackson's baby."
Callie tries not to, she really does, but she's laughing anyways and being extra careful not to spill the coffee as they stepped into the lobby. "Oh god, that will never get old."
"You're too amused by the fact that Alex is pregnant," Meredith points out with her own grin, shrugging at a passing intern who heard her.
"B-but, Alex. Pregnant." The Latina is laughing harder, if possible, as she almost doubles over causing Meredith to stop and pull her to the side.
"Breathe, Callie, or Arizona will never let me live it up that you died from laughter surrounded by doctors." Meredith pouts as she takes her friend's coffee, watching as she starts breathing in heavily through her nose and out her mouth.
"I feel like I'm in labor with these breathing techniques," Callie mutters a moment later as she finally stands up straight and takes her coffee back.
"That, my dear friend, was a classic example of your disorientation retardness." Meredith pats her friend on the back before they head outside. "I hope you don't pass that on to any future children, they'll be doomed."
"Shut up, Grey," Callie grumbles as the doors close behind them and they head down the sidewalk for their daily walk.
